2022-09-08

scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
2022-09-08 05:33 pm

from the Shopping Section

Tiger Toes soundproof shoes

Price: $75, or free if you're sneaky enough already to steal a pair

Whether you need to sneak in after curfew or stalk prey in the forest, Tiger Toes soundproof shoes let you tread lightly. Blessed by the Silent Ones in the Mute Mountain cave complex, these shoes are incapable of creating sound. Step on a twig, kick some metal siding, or run on squeaky linoleum--no one will hear a thing. (Not approved for professional use by assassins or spies.)

- Heels and Hooves Footwear