I despise both man rules and woman rules. Why do we have these rules? Who benefits from them? Keep wearing the floral shirts! Incidentally, my (Cis male, straight) partner used to wear this pretty little brooch of a snail, along with various bright colours, and I think it was his disregard of the "rules" that attracted me to him. Masturbation IS a good way to get to sleep (if it works right), and I have invented a euphemism for it, which I quite like: "Sacrificing a goat." Not that I would ever sacrifice a real animal ...
I constantly worry that they are going to take my (expensive) thyroid hormones away, so I understand where you are coming from, a bit.
Happy Boy Day!