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scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2023-10-07 05:05 pm

Seasonal Menu: Fendler's Sweet Shop

🍭At the Candy Counter🍫

Halloween Release Preview!

Gummy Bat Wings: can be affixed to small objects (or large ones, if you buy in bulk) to grant limited flying abilities*
*not liable for belongings or people lost during gummy-powered flights

Wax Fangs: always wanted to indulge in the fun of vampirism but unwilling to commit to an eternity of blood drinking and brooding? Our wax fangs are functional (please get the consent of your bite partners), and they contain a chemical concoction that will convert any blood into a tasty, human-safe treat.

Lightning Bolts: for those who are powered or enhanced by exposure to electricity, enjoy a sour lemon lightning bolt that has a trapped electrical current center, great as a snack when you're too far from your lab's power grid or the lightning rod at the top of your ominously crumbling tower

Reminder: We will be open Halloween night for trick-or-treating. No age limits. Costumes required. Nut-free and non-food options available. Tricks, pranks, and scares also available on an unpredictable basis (not from us, just from the creatures living in the stock room).

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