scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2019-11-18 05:02 pm

Lake Lewisia #464

Please do not engage in drag races within town limits, and particularly do not use the straightaway on Elm Street. In addition to being illegal, unsafe for participants and onlookers, and a threat to local animal populations, the noise and quick movements may attract nearby entities occupying slightly different phases of reality. Local authorities are tired of having to explain to next of kin that drivers have been swatted into another dimension like an improvised cat toy.

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LL#464