Lake Lewisia #551

[scrubjayspeaks]

We have received a number of complaints about wolpertinger infestations in yards and home gardens, as these common pests seem to be having a particularly robust population boom this year, and we have some suggestions for dealing with the problem. Wolpertingers can be dissuaded from entering yards through the use of onion bulb barriers, copper nails buried in garden beds, and, if you must resort to chemicals, commercial preparations like Bun-B-Gone. Of course, you can always choose to lean into the cryptozoology aesthetic of dirt mounds, feathered nests, and shed antlers, in which case we recommend planting ornamental grasses for habitat and hanging the antlers on the front door.

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