scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2022-09-27 04:19 pm

from the Livestock Trading Board

Speaking Eels

Price: 20 gold, or best offer of humiliation galore

Domesticated descendants of the well-known shrieking eels, these slippery friends have calmer temperaments and finer voices. Suitable for stocking freshwater ponds and lakes, they are largely self-sufficient and need only monthly supplements in most habitats. They like to swim up near the shore and speak to anyone visiting. Preferred conversational topics vary by family line; most tend toward discussions of local politics, bloody revenge, and rhyming puns, but selective breeding can't fix everything.

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[personal profile] ng_moonmoth 2022-09-28 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Which variety would you recommend I acquire to fill my hovercraft?