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scrubjayspeaksSpeaking Eels
Price: 20 gold, or best offer of humiliation galore
Domesticated descendants of the well-known shrieking eels, these slippery friends have calmer temperaments and finer voices. Suitable for stocking freshwater ponds and lakes, they are largely self-sufficient and need only monthly supplements in most habitats. They like to swim up near the shore and speak to anyone visiting. Preferred conversational topics vary by family line; most tend toward discussions of local politics, bloody revenge, and rhyming puns, but selective breeding can't fix everything.
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Price: 20 gold, or best offer of humiliation galore
Domesticated descendants of the well-known shrieking eels, these slippery friends have calmer temperaments and finer voices. Suitable for stocking freshwater ponds and lakes, they are largely self-sufficient and need only monthly supplements in most habitats. They like to swim up near the shore and speak to anyone visiting. Preferred conversational topics vary by family line; most tend toward discussions of local politics, bloody revenge, and rhyming puns, but selective breeding can't fix everything.
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:36 pm (UTC)