scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2023-11-27 03:19 pm
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Lake Lewisia #1046

The Lewisia Paranormal Therapy Center is pleased to announce that they have a newly expanded range of treatments available for animate objects. Life can offer unique challenges for sentient appliances, haunted weapons, and emotionally fragile furniture, who may have limited locomotion and communication abilities, but with therapeutic support, they can enjoy their embodiment and be part of our community. From massage and rust prevention treatments to training in alternatives to vocalization, we can help every animate object realize their full potential and avoid escalating to poltergeist-esque outbursts.

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