scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2024-10-07 04:58 pm

Lake Lewisia #1169

As we all dust off our warm jackets and coats for the cooler weather to come, it is a good time to check the pockets. Most outerwear, left unattended for much of the year, is known to spontaneously generate artifacts in its pockets, such as mysterious phone numbers, vague yet menacing fortune cookie slips, and lucky pennies. It's always best to address these findings at home, rather than waiting to pull them out in the middle of a conversation or have them found by a partner who will wonder why you needed the number for Madame Mulgrove's Pest Removal and Private Investigators.

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LL#1169

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