scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2025-03-10 04:40 pm

Lake Lewisia #1223

An unknown prankster has been bulb bombing local yards, gardens, and green spaces with Grenade onions, a particularly odoriferous variety developed during the Rose and Deer Wars of the Sixties. Though technically edible, these are intended for combat purposes as a defensive ornamental, and have been driving residents and nearby businesses out of the affected areas. Fortunately, local restaurants have been collecting and cooking the onions before they can take root, creating such culinary adventures as Flash Onion Soup, deep-fried Booming Onions, and something billed as Allium Supreme which no one on the review circuit has yet dared to sample.

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LL#1223
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[personal profile] trepkos 2025-03-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose and Deer Wars of the Sixties? Oh ... this is fiction! I didn't read the title and thought "WHAT?"!!!
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[personal profile] trepkos 2025-03-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Good job!