scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
scrubjayspeaks ([personal profile] scrubjayspeaks) wrote2018-12-03 05:13 pm

Lake Lewisia #306

Finals week is approaching, and we have some tips for coexisting peacefully with stressed students. If you find students studying or napping in unusual locations–under diner booths, behind a display of produce at Aster’s, on the library roof–gently guide them toward campus where staff can collect them for safekeeping. Please postpone any zombie hunting and other undead-related activities until after exams have finished, as exhausted students may be mistaken for such creatures, and we don’t want a repeat of last year’s Shovel Incident.

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LL#306