Lake Lewisia #1211

[scrubjayspeaks]

Slips, trips, and falls become more common in the winter months both indoors and out, as we deal with icy conditions, downed tree limbs, and increased cords and clutter from decorations and guests. We recommend using alternative methods of locomotion to avoid such ground-based hazards for the season. Consider levitation, seasonal wing growth, or riding on clouds, carpets, assorted beast mounts, or ambulatory furniture to get around in style and safety.

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LL#1211

Comments

[trepkos]

Er ... how?!

[scrubjayspeaks]

Ahaha! Well, in Lewisia, these things tend to sort themselves out.

(Lake Lewisia is a long-running microfiction project of mine. Updates and snippets from a rather peculiar town.)

[trepkos]

I see! Well, I like the sound of ambulatory furniture. I could go bird-watching at dawn without ever having to get out of my cosy walking bed.