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Today's Keyboard Smash
Oct. 20th, 2020 05:28 pmOne down, three to go.
Dogs: improving, and vet re-upped their round of steroids and antibiotics, and now I have medicated shampoo, so I can bathe my dog in all my copious free time.
Work: if swing shift does one more thing to wreck this machine, so they go home early and we're stuck cleaning up their mess and trying to make up for lost time the next day, I am going to feed them to the nearest sarlacc. Because now? Now we're going to be trading off Saturdays as well. And turning all our shifts on that machine into 12-hour ones. When we heard, a collective snarl of fury went up from all of us toward swing shift. We're dying over here, and they're calling it a night by 9:30. Pretty sure they're going to get read up one side and down the other by somebody this evening, as is right and proper.
At this point, I am caught somewhere between hoping we're done entirely by Halloween so none of us has to work it, and merely contenting myself with the knowledge that it would be a six-hour, 3-9 shift and thus done early in the day.
I'm going to be doing all this with a heart monitor on, which should yield some truly fascinating results.
Dogs: improving, and vet re-upped their round of steroids and antibiotics, and now I have medicated shampoo, so I can bathe my dog in all my copious free time.
Work: if swing shift does one more thing to wreck this machine, so they go home early and we're stuck cleaning up their mess and trying to make up for lost time the next day, I am going to feed them to the nearest sarlacc. Because now? Now we're going to be trading off Saturdays as well. And turning all our shifts on that machine into 12-hour ones. When we heard, a collective snarl of fury went up from all of us toward swing shift. We're dying over here, and they're calling it a night by 9:30. Pretty sure they're going to get read up one side and down the other by somebody this evening, as is right and proper.
At this point, I am caught somewhere between hoping we're done entirely by Halloween so none of us has to work it, and merely contenting myself with the knowledge that it would be a six-hour, 3-9 shift and thus done early in the day.
I'm going to be doing all this with a heart monitor on, which should yield some truly fascinating results.
