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Just a quick note to say that I finished Whumptober 2023 today! Yes, I'm a couple of days late, but I got all 31 prompts done.

It did, in fact, end up being All Stranger Things, All The Time™ this year. Which is fair, since it has been pretty much the only fandom I've read for all year too.

It also ended up being very heavy on the emotional h/c, as I predicted. Specifically, it ended up dealing a lot with grief and loss and imperfect second chances. Gee, can't begin to imagine what's been going on with me lately that would cause those themes to emerge. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scrubjayspeaks: Steve Harrington looking to the left, his nail bat visible over his shoulder (Stranger Things)
Not Real Unless You're Here (11074 words) by freshbakedlady
Chapters: 7/31
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson
Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, The Upside Down - Character, Robin Buckley
Additional Tags: Vampires, Ghosts, Eddie Munson in the Upside Down, Body Horror, Alternate Universe - Mutants, Trans Eddie Munson, Alternate Universe - Fantasy
Series: Part 2 of Whumptober
Summary:

A collection of short fic for the 2023 whumptober challenge.



It's that time of year again! And after falling briefly behind, I'm now caught up on the first week. So far, it is all Stranger Things, all the time. The brainrot is real, friends. I didn't plan it this way, but then, I don't plan this at all.

Much more focused on emotional whump this year, as compared to last. It's just, well, canon already beats the everloving shit out of Steve. Feels like that base is kind of covered. But I want to make that man so sad. Just the saddest poofy-haired puppy ever.
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Day Twenty-Nine: Defiance, “Better me than you," Leverage, another (teeny) installment in the werewolf!Eliot 'verse. Hardison catches a bullet meant for Eliot.

Day Thirty: Hair Grabbing, “Please don’t touch me," MCU, Thor's hair encounters some very sticky mad science, and he gets help detangling it from an unexpected quarter.

Day Thirty-One: Comfort, MCU, Endgame, as performed by child!Avengers versus bully!Thanos.

Holy fishsticks! I did it! Thirty-one days! And, according to the AO3 count, 70,477 words posted! I don't remember my record for total word count back when I did NaNoWriMo. But this certainly has to be up there for most words I've written in a month. That nearly doubled my total word count for my whole AO3 account and added five new fandoms to my written works.

Did I exhaust myself, sacrifice both life necessities and hobbies alike to make room for this, and generally stress myself out? Absolutely. Do I have any regrets? No. Will I revisit some of these fragments to turn them into full stories? ...Possibly. ✪ ω ✪
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Day Twenty-Two: Toxic, MCU, Thor gets hurt on a mission. Bucky has a natural tendency to care for big, dumb blonds who pick fights above their weight class, whether he remembers that or not.

Day Twenty-Three: Forced to Kneel, MCU, Tony & Natasha, a witch's curse compels Tony to obey his teammates, only one of whom has any idea how to cope with that.

Day Twenty-Four: Blood Covered Hands, “I don’t want to do this anymore”, Leverage, eventual OT3, Eliot keeps getting hurt, and Alec is making plans about how he can keep that from happening anymore. It's all Eliot's idea--Alec is just the one taking notes.

Day Twenty-Five: Lost Voice, Duct Tape, Losers, Jensen is the team witch and gets his power locked away from him by a rival witch.

Day Twenty-Six: No One Left Behind, Separated, MCU, a mishap with a shrink ray leaves three Avengers at the mercy of the world's newest budding mad scientist.

Day Twenty-Seven: Stumbling, Magical Exhaustion, MCU, Bucky has always had magic. It's just never done him any good.

Day Twenty-Eight: Anger Born of Worry, Punching the Wall, MCU, Bruce doesn't think he's really on a team, and he definitely doesn't think he should be one of the people responding to an Avengers call to arms. He hadn't counted on how hard it would be to be the one waiting at home, though.
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Next week of fills! Which ended up all being MCU, though I did get some Leverage mixed in there.

Day Fifteen: Lies, New Scars, MCU, Tony Stark: billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, witch. Or, how Tony programmed himself a familiar and made a bargain with a demon of his own creation.

Day Sixteen: Paralytic Drugs, “No one’s coming.” MCU, Shifter!Bruce on the run, and Clint trying to recruit him at a really inopportune moment.

Day Seventeen: Reluctant Caretaker, MCU, Tony & Clint, animal transformation.

Day Eighteen: Let's Break the Ice, “Take my Coat”, MCU/Leverage crossover. Eliot is a dead ringer for the Winter Soldier, especially if you're an overenthusiastic Hydra goon.

Day Nineteen: Knees Buckling, Head Lolling, MCU, Vampire Avengers, sleep deprivation, implied Steve/Tony.

Day Twenty: Fetal Position, Prisoner Trade, MCU, Space opera, Clint and Steve find Natasha being sold as a day laborer at the spaceport they just docked at.

Day Twenty-One: “Take me instead.”, MCU, fantasy AU, Clint, kidnapped by highwaymen, meets the Winter Dragon.
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Another linkspam update for Whumptober! I'm especially pleased with Day Fourteen's story, which could easily convince me to write the rest of it. The Leverage werewolf AU, which has reappeared on Day Ten, has basically already succeeded on that count for itself.

Day Eight: Stomach Pain, Head Trauma, Venom, Fantasy AU of how Eddie and Venom get together, which is still basically that Eddie is a nosy idiot

Day Nine: Sleeping in Shifts, Caught in a Storm, The Losers, another Jensen/Cougar piece. Not so much a magic AU as canon taken half a step to the left, in which the Losers are a team dedicated to finding and securing magical artifacts before they can be misused.

Day Ten: Taser, Leverage, a continuation of Day Four's werewolf!Eliot AU. The secret was bound to get out eventually: Eliot gets captured by someone who knows he's a werewolf. Cue rescue mission.

Day Eleven: Sloppy Bandages, Self-Done First Aid, Avengers, Steve is used to dealing with his own injuries. Bruce shows him he has options these days.

Day Twelve: Cave In, Rusty Nail, Avengers, Teenage Horror AU. Natasha and Tony do their part to take out a nest of hydra creatures.

Day Thirteen: “Are you here to break me out?”, Avengers, Given what he went through at Loki's hands, Clint figures he's owed a favor from Asgard. Clint/Coulson.

Day Fourteen: Failed escape, MCU/Losers crossover, vampires, Jensen encountering the Winter Soldier and having some, shall we say, mixed emotions about the experience
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Playing catchup on both writing and linking this weekend. Gods help me, I am hitting or exceeding NaNoWriMo levels of daily word count. How? Am? I? Doing? This???

Day Four: Hidden Injury, The Leverage team as monster hunters and Eliot with a slightly different dark and secret past

Day Five: Hyperthermia, Another modern monster hunter AU, this time for Mad Max: Fury Road. The desert is never gentle, and only some of the ghosts are friends.

Day Six: “I’ve got a pulse”, Screams from Across the Hall, The Losers watch one of their own die again. It's okay--Jensen gets over it. Cougar/Jensen. The Old Guard crossover.

Day Seven: Shaking Hands, Silent Panic Attack, Sam gets roped into helping Steve's paranormal investigation team, gets stuck partnering with Bucky, and gets trapped in a basement by something ominous. It's a hell of a recruitment process.
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Posted late last night for the second one, so here are the links to that and today's fill.

Day Two: Cornered, Caged, Tony houses feral werewolf Bucky, with varying success

Day Three: “Say goodbye.”, Impaled, Royal guard Clint and changeling Natasha hunt each other
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Yeah, I can't imagine this going poorly at all!

So! I'm doing Whumptober for the first time. Because I haven't posted any fan works yet this year and I try really hard to have at least one new thing each year*. Nothing like heaving myself into the deep end.

I've previously mentioned greatly enjoying and being very inspired by thepartyresponsible's past Whumptober collections, which are always this gleeful mashup of fandoms and genres. So I've been telling myself since sometime in the summer, this time, I play too.

Did I want to cheat and get a jump on writing back in September, since all the prompts were already available? Yes, absolutely. Did I actually do that, thus giving myself extra time and a better chance of completing the challenge? I did not.

What I did do, though, was write 3000 words in one evening to fill the first prompt. (⊙_⊙;)

The Embers Not Yet Burned Out

Day One: Unconventional Restraints, “This wasn’t supposed to happen”
, Marvel, Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, Lucky the Pizza Dog, alternate universe-magic

We'll see how well I do with this. Send blessings. Send snacks. Send ice packs for my wrists.



*2017, I see you over there, messing up my stats. You...you know, actually, that's probably fair. I remember what 2017 had to cope with. We'll give it a pass.
scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)

Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

FEBRUARY

Everything Old is New Again

It's midday at Wagonwheel Field, and it looks like all the town is there. Certainly, almost all the available controlled explosives already are. Those were carted in just as soon as the tables had been cleared. Gone are the morning’s offerings to the sun. There were plates piled high with ginger cookies, triple-strength cinnamon rolls, and chili-mango buns. If it’s spicy, warming, or brightly colored, it was here. While not on the same scale as the Grand Picnic or the Great Potluck, February first’s Feeding of the Sun is a sort of bonus feast to get us through the lingering tail of winter. By now, you’ve eaten your fill of the offerings, and thanks to the spices, you no longer feel the cold of the day. And if by chance that isn’t enough to do the job, there’s plenty of work to do to keep you warm.

It’s not every year, after all, that you get two celestial festivals on the same day.

The clock is ticking to clean up the morning’s festivities to make room for the evening ones. Today is also Lunar New Year. Tonight, with the moon dark and the Year of the Tiger prowling before us, we’ll set off fireworks and dance under the stars. We will eat moon cakes and moon pies and crescent cookies. Lucky charms and tokens of good fortune will be passed around. One of the great pleasures of having a multicultural community is that we get several new years to choose from and there is always an excuse to have a good time.

The happy accident of cosmology that gives us this combined celebration does so just in time for Founders’ Day. All the original protections have been maintained since first the town became a modern settlement, and many from even earlier inhabitants. Each year, we restring boundary markers, chalk wards anew, raise bells and bury glass. These are our magics for secrecy, and also for calling. To keep out those who would harm us and to draw in those we might heal. But that work is done. Now, the simpler, more mundane work lies ahead of us of cleaning and preparing.

Work and play. Sun and moon. New and old. This is the balance we seek each day. This is what it means to live in this place.

Valentine's Day

On a lighter note: have you chosen your Valentine? While by no means a major celebration, Lewisians are happy enough to use this imported holiday as an excuse for a bit of frivolity. Fendler’s Sweet Shop offers a dizzying array of candies suitable for gifting. From sophisticated chocolate assortments to sour candies that induce mild visual hallucinations of hearts and sparkles, you’re sure to find something to woo your beloved, amuse your friends, or just satisfy your own sweet tooth. This year’s special creation is a mirror-glazed candy apple, in the reflection of which you can divine the face of your true love. (I’m told the definition of true love is broadly interpreted by this particular enchantment, so those without romantic inclinations will still enjoy the prophetic snacks.)

However, I was asked to please reiterate the store’s policy against distributing any kind of candy containing love potions.

Did you know, true love potions are exceedingly rare? The majority of commercially available “love” potions instead induce fascination, obsession, lust, or servitude, any of which can pass as sudden-onset love if you are given to wishful thinking and limited observational skills. Most recipes for brews capable of inducing actual love require one or another component derived from unicorns. While unicorns are hardly uncommon around these parts, only freely-surrendered unicorn substances—mane and tail hairs, tears, blood, and so on—function as intended. As such, collection is done only by experts (or the almost suicidally foolish and astonishingly lucky), and so the substances and the potions remain largely elusive.

The Historical Society has a lovely display, kindly set out in the front windows of their headquarters where it can be seen by passers-by, of antique hunting bows and arrows. And by lovely, I mean a slightly grim and gory display, albeit one very much in the more aggressive spirit of the day. This should offer relief for those who otherwise find the holiday unacceptably twee.

Music on Mill Street

This month will see the return of Music on Mill Street, our annual music festival and competition. With a full schedule of performances over the course of a weekend, the festival is a showcase of local musical talent, as well as musicians from a number of sister cities. Popular bands who do well at the festival often go on to represent Lewisia in the Pancontinental Musical Exchange over the summer; visiting musicians who enjoy their time here likewise find excuses to add Lewisia to future tour plans. But unlike individual tours or the massive endeavor of the Exchange, Mill Street offers a comparatively small, friendly venue for amateurs as well. And with plenty of acts willing to share a stage, it’s a low bar for entry for those not yet ready to present a full set.

It is also a delightful chance to hear new music, even if you only appreciate it as a listener instead of as a musician. Lewisia’s music scene is known for its rich vein of fusion music. Owing to its unique blend of locals and immigrants, humans and creatures, the immortal and the dimensionally displaced, we have more than enough influences to share around. Some musical acts have an established brand with easily identified elements. Others change styles and instrumentation from one song to the next. For some, these influences shape the music alone, while for others they shape a broader aesthetic or thematic choice. A fun game to play while listening to a Lewisian band--provided you are fairly well-versed in music theory--is to try to pick out individual elements by ear alone and identify their source culture. Is that an actual shamisen, or a re-tuned banjo imitating one? Is that just a xylophone, or is it one of the tunnel folks’ stalactite chimes?

And of course, we mustn’t forget the Sing to the Lake Monster Contest, which is good fun for everyone, particularly the lake monster.

This Month in History

In January 2021, a certain woman not yet in a black hat came to Lewisia…

Well, that’s one place the story could start, anyway. This month, I thought I would address both a subject of reader questions and a rather unfortunate public service announcement. The question has been: how do I know what will happen on a holiday that hasn’t happened yet this month and which I, a newcomer to Lewisia, have never seen before? Even when my column was scheduled to come out on the first of the month, I knew just what would be happening and what it would be like to be there.

As partial answer, I will say yes, I was responsible for the rash of headlines and full articles in the Lewisia Herald that appeared to have been plucked from papers originally printed decades prior. I got myself in a bit of a tizzy over my deadline—I am not, in fact, a professional journalist, year-long column notwithstanding, and apparently insufficiently cool under pressure. In that state, I made a few minor miscalculations and accidentally scrambled up the time stream specifically related to Lewisia Herald local interest pieces.

As far as temporal anomalies go, it’s hardly the worst one the area has seen. And I for one quite enjoyed the look at some of the more mundane historical events that so often get overlooked. I am sorry, though, particularly to the hardworking journalists whose pieces from this time were unceremoniously preempted.

The reason I came to Lewisia, the reason I became one of the Women in Black Hats, the reason I first found out about places like Lake Lewisia, is that I am a time witch. I don’t normally change time (not yet, anyway). I see time. And just like you can choose to focus your gaze on something six inches from your face or six miles off in the distance, I can choose where in the flow of time my attention settles. So for the past year, I’ve snuck glimpses into the celebrations about to take place. I’ve looked into a forest dressed in autumn colors even while the heat of summer was still on my back. I’ve even known ahead of time what new baked invention Mx. Lopez-Nam would unveil at the Grand Picnic.

The applications of such a skill in serving the town go far beyond such charming parlor tricks. I’m only a novice, though, and I needed the practice. And, truth be told, even in a town as welcoming as Lewisia, it is hard to be the new person. It is hard to know and be known by no one, newly Unnameable and trying to find belonging.

But a journalist, like a child, is allowed to ask all the obvious, awkward, ridiculous questions we adults tell ourselves are best kept quiet. A journalist is allowed to just go talk to people and listen to what they have to say and tell the story of it. Thank you for allowing me to ask, and thank you for always answering with kindness.

That's a taste of what a year in Lake Lewisia has to offer us. See you in the next year, and all the years going forward, when we make our lives together as a community, one day at a time.

scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)

Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

JANUARY

Competitive Divination

All the fizz has gone from your champagne and sparkling cider. The crackers and noisemakers have given their last, weary squawks in the wee hours of the morning. The waffles are just a full-bellied memory from brunch. The last parade float has trundled off over the horizon. The New Year did its best to rattle and sparkle its way into the world, but now we all begin to remember that it is winter, deep and cold and stretching long ahead of us.

As the afternoon of the first winds down, you settle down in some warm corner of your house with your tool of choice: tarot, perhaps, or runes, a crystal ball or a single candle flame. You might not use these things any other day of the year, but on the first, we all make our little predictions.

Or perhaps you brave the outside to visit the barroom of the Frog and Opal, where each table has been taken over by a fortune teller and their instruments of insight. These public demonstrations are entertaining, and everyone does their best not to argue about the correct interpretation of what they see. The bartender hands out a number of hangover cures and stomach soothers for visitors feeling a bit regretful about how they ended the last year.

Each person pulling cards or throwing bones makes notes of what they see and what they think it means. In the bar, they scratch them out on notepads and cocktail napkins and phone screens. In your home, you write yours down as well. How else, after all, will you prove you were right about the year to come?

The competition began, as so many things do, as a practical mechanism in the days when the margins for survival were so much slimmer for so many. Predictions about weather, luck, and relationships could mean the difference between death from starvation, misadventure, and conflict, and thriving with good crops, happy accidents, and peaceful communities. So people used whatever method they knew best. They warned anyone they cared about of the dangers ahead.

Eventually, those who proved most reliable held the title as an honor. Those who benefitted from someone's predictions offered thanks in the form of food and favors. And so in time, it became a competition, more friendly than essential, governed by the town and paying out community-supported prizes. There are now seventeen recognized categories of predictions, a division for novice prognosticators, and the usual small-town bickering over whether or not someone tampered with her rival's deck.

Of course, this isn't the sort of competition where results come in quickly and awards are handed out the same day. Most of the popular categories won't be assessed for at least six months. There are a few short-term predictions that get made, usually to do with New Year's resolutions, but these are generally considered a sucker's game.

New Year, New You

Unfortunately, all this enthusiasm for things to come, for newness, for change and reinvention, can leave some of us vulnerable. This is the season for body snatchers, doppelgängers, possessions, and other such life thieves. It's down to all those New Year's resolutions, I'm afraid. If you've suddenly changed what you eat, when you exercise, your fashion style, how often you conduct rituals, and which unseen entities you communicate with, how will anyone be able to say what is or isn't normal behavior for you? That's a perfect cover story for someone looking to hijack your life.

Of course, there are plenty of ways to protect yourself, depending on your priorities. If you want to avoid change at all costs, even good change, you can seek out a practitioner of your choice to seal you. The link between your body and mind will be hardened against any influence or intrusion. A very good option for those who are perfectly content with their existence, this is the safest, though also the priciest, choice. If you suspect you might eventually want to make changes in the future, we do recommend against the tattoo or scarification methods--stick to paint or ink.

If you're less concerned, working with a tighter budget, or just not ready to commit to your present state too firmly, charms are available at all the usual locations. These work in much the same way as seals, though they are less rigid, less permanent, and best paired with rigorous personal care of boundaries. Many of them double as stylish accessories, but you can always tuck them under clothing or into hair if you don't want to advertise your magical protections too publicly. These do run the risk of being stolen, lost, or damaged through daily wear, so be mindful. Limit yourself to a number of charms you can keep track of easily. Keep them in good condition with daily inspections. If you need to take them off at all, do it the same way every time, so putting them back on will come as second nature.

But maybe you really want to change something in your life. The most sensible choice, in that case, is to change just one thing. Don't try to overhaul your whole existence. Don't even try to completely change one aspect, be it diet or patron god or spending habits. Change only one small aspect: make a point to eat one additional vegetable at one meal a day, make a small secondary offering while at your altar, or trade one monthly expense for a cheaper (or free!) version. It will be much harder for any invasive force to take over your life unnoticed if you keep the changes focused, incremental, and sustainable.

And finally, if you really insist that everything in your life must change, and change now, consider the benefits of just letting another entity take over for you. Maybe possession wouldn't be so bad. Maybe a body snatcher will be willing to arrange a timeshare for control of your physical form. Maybe you and your doppelgänger can trade off days attending your job, saving you from burnout and the evils of boredom both. This option can be dangerous, but sufficiently dire circumstances might make it worthwhile. If possible, consider consulting a therapist, witch, or particularly worldly librarian before surrendering your life to occult forces.

W2C3

Do you like to knit, crochet, sew, or felt? Can you spin or weave for the people who do? Then this is the perfect time of year to take on a new project for the coming year. (Crafters always need one more project, right?)

Organized through Norma's Fabric Store, the Winter Wear Charity Craft Challenge (W2C3) is a chance to craft with a purpose. Many people need warm clothing and blankets to keep them safe and comfortable through the winter but don't have the resources to provide for themselves. Many crafters need something to work on but don't necessarily have any more room in their closets for just one more pompom beanie. So every January, crafters can sign up for the challenge to give their creativity an outlet that will help someone come next winter.

The challenge is designed to be open to anyone, regardless of skill level or quantity of free time to commit. Plenty of basic hats and scarves will be made in the coming year by elementary and high school students picking up a needle or hook for the first time. Veteran crafters can try out exotic new patterns and materials. Some people will make and turn in a single hat, some will craft several as palate cleansers between each of their personal projects, and some will spend all year churning out a dizzying (and very soft) mountain of accessories.

For those with a competitive streak, there are leaderboards tracking who has made the most, divided by item type and method of crafting. For those looking for a place to socialize, weekly crafting bees take place at Norma's and around town. For those who just want to craft in private and drop off the results, Norma's has a year-round donation area where everything will be kept until distribution in winter (dates vary based on the year's weather).

And for those who don't craft at all themselves, we will always need help with passing out the warm goodies to those in need.

This Month in History

January 9th, 1975, marked the first arrival to the Sea Mink Pastries shop of their beloved sourdough starter. While there had been other starters used in the bakery, and there are certainly older starters around who can boast continuous use, this starter was a local project. Then-owner of the Sea Mink, Pat Glenn, captured the wild yeast themself here in Lewisia. Some yeasts are easy to catch, tempted in by a simple bath of honey water and maybe some powdery-skinned fruits from a nearby tree.

This was not that kind of yeast.

Pat eventually recovered from the injuries they sustained during the battle of wills that followed between themself and the yeast they tracked down. (Their loaves did, going forward, have a distinctive shape to them from being shaped by a hand missing a couple of fingers, however.) And the yeast eventually took to tamed life well, forming a strong starter known for producing particularly lofty and open loaves. Care of the starter has passed to head baker and owner Leslie, so we can all still enjoy the products of it. Leslie has experimented with other starters with mixed success, but reports they must be stored well away from the original starter, which is, in their words, "jealous and needy and not above oozing out of its crock to intimidate newcomers."

That's a taste of what January has to offer us. See you next month, when February brings Founders' Day, a close to our yearly cycle, and a personal note.

scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)

Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

DECEMBER

Yule

You've just brought home your Yule Log, purchased from Greenwood Apothecary or, if you were feeling particularly fancy this year, directly from one of the itinerant wood gatherers who can sometimes be found on the edges of the forest. The log is one to two feet long, something that looks and smells mostly like pine, with deeply grooved bark and fragrant, sticky resin seeping out from the cut ends. There is nothing to immediately identify it as a Yule Log, rather than just a length of firewood, apart from a few flecks of something white you think you can make out deep between the gnarled scales of bark.

This piece of wood is destined for something much more exciting than just another fire by which to warm yourself, though. You set it out somewhere warm, away from drafts, and for several days or weeks, you wait. It's just a log, sitting in your house, doing nothing in particular.

And then, overnight, it begins to change. You wake up one morning to find it studded with the fruiting bodies of a mushroom you will never see anywhere else. Small, grey and white, innocuous and pleasant in the way of most fungi, these mushrooms rise on slender stalks all over the log. They emit a glow like moonlight at night, and like another celestial phenomenon, you can wish on them. Just pick a mushroom, make a wish, and swallow it whole.

While I cannot guarantee the effectiveness of the wishing, I can confirm this is an entirely real mushroom and the tradition is as much for its benefit as for ours. It is believed that people first found this particular mushroom while digging up animal burrows in winter in search of food. Lengths of wood, brought into the burrows by the animals living there, had been kept warm in the depth of winter, allowing the mushrooms to sprout. Since they were one of the only things growing at that time of year and good to eat, they became a symbol of the luck needed to survive the winter. Thus was a tradition born.

(This is no relation to the Yule Log traditions imported from Scandinavian countries, nor to the meringue mushroom-decorated cake versions of the same. As it turns out, cultures are living organisms and convergent evolution works just as well in them as it does in plants and animals.)

Holiday Sales

The shopping season is in full swing now, ahead of the major winter holidays. It's always a good idea, after all, to offer gifts to people when you're going to be cooped up with them for several cold, dangerous months. Just a little insurance against murder, blood feuds, and prank wars. And Lewisia is not entirely immune to the thrill of a good sale. So we have some tips for you to make the most out of the shopping experience here in town.

Everyone is willing to bargain and barter--they just don't know it yet. Just because you are in a traditional retail location doesn't mean you can't try to negotiate a better price. And remember: the company might own the goods, but the staff are the ones who actually let you walk out of there with your purchase. Feel free to deal with the cashier directly--you may both come out ahead that way.

Cash may be king, but never underestimate the versatility of a blood sacrifice at the register. Most places have at least one manager on hand who knows how to convert between the local currency and other forms of payment, like pirate treasure, leaves under an enchantment to look like money, and gold spun from straw. People are more likely to think of blood magic and first-born children for large purchases, but a lock of hair or a first kiss can buy plenty of smaller holiday cheer as well.

Make a list to be sure you don't forget anything or anyone. There's nothing worse than getting home from a shopping trip, only to realize you forgot to get anything for the swamp witch who protects your soul egg or the coworker who always saves the last breakroom donut for you when you take a late lunch. A list will also come in handy in the event that you get sucked into a portal, dreamscape, or fae realm while shopping and forget who you are. The reminder that your partner needs a new cauldron might be what jogs your memory and allows you to escape.

Allow serendipity to play its part, but check your budget first. You came in with a list, but then you saw the perfect gift you never thought to buy, right there on the shelf. A kindly deity is looking out for you or your friend. Or a favor owed by an eldritch entity is being repaid in the home goods aisle. Or you've just had a premonition of the war to come and your sister always wanted to take up knife throwing anyway. Whatever it is, it's perfect. By all means, revise your plan. Before you do, though, make sure this new idea is roughly comparable to what you originally budgeted for. You don't want to be left at the register, impulsively selling your backup soul just to make ends meet.

Check the signs before you try those "free" samples laid out for the first shoppers of the day/night/unmeasurable twilight time. There are always those eager to take advantage of the distracted, the rushed, and the naive. So make sure that any samples, testers, goody bags, and other supposed gifts are clearly labeled as such. Most (though not all) of the creatures likely to pull such a trick are also unable to directly lie, so be wary of anything with missing or vague signage if you want to make it home with all your purchases sometime in the next year and a day.

We wish you safe and bountiful shopping this month!

Ice Skating on the Lake

One of the simple pleasures of winter is ice skating, particularly if you can skate outside. What it lacks in perfect smoothness, it more than makes up for in pure atmosphere. Lake Lewisia is a lovely place to skate. Sometimes, the lake even freezes.

If you are new to skating on liquid, or even just new to skating in general, start slowly. Consider wearing some protective gear, and definitely dress warm. Avoid looking down--seeing fish swimming below your feet can be unsettling at first, and the break in your concentration might allow you to fall through the water instead of gliding across it. (But if you do look down and spot the lake monster, be sure to wave hello.) Take frequent breaks for warm drinks and rest to avoid muscle fatigue and chilled fingertips. And finally, stick to the shoreline and populated areas. Leave the center of the lake to experienced skaters who know how to navigate ice currents and the particular hazards out by the recursive island zone.

This Month in History

Composer Madeline Hershel's Ululara No. 3 "Pine Forest" was first performed for an audience on December 16th, 1834. The performance took place at the Ascendant Concert Hall, which once stood at the corner of Lilac and Penknife, prior to its unexplained disappearance from this physical plane. For the wolf pack portion of the ululara's performance, Hershel brought in a group of five wolves from what would eventually be known as the A52 pack by modern researchers and preservationists.

Given the ululara's subject--the birth and eventual rise to leadership of a young wolf in the eponymous pine forest--the three generations of wolves howling together made for a poignant performance. The composition and its performances would go on to more lasting fame as it became the anthem for protests against the rise in mass slaughter of wolves in North America during that time.

That's a taste of what December has to offer us. See you next month, when January brings a new year and, perhaps, regrettably, a new you.

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Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

NOVEMBER

DST Ends: A Follow-up Interview

It's my first visit to the community college since my town tour at initiation, and I am being unceremoniously ushered to the back of a back building, on the very farthest edge of the campus. My guide, Dr. Edna Warsaw, smiles sheepishly when I point this out.

"It's the coolant system," she explains as she swipes us through the first door of an airlock. "When the program started, we needed a lot of space around the labs to accommodate refrigerant cycling equipment. As that technology has improved, we've been able to move it into the building's footprint. Here, you'll need this."

I'm handed a series of cleanroom garments that leave me, after some fussing, cloaked from hair to sole and very warm. Everything seems to be insulated. There are lighter versions hanging on the wall, which I'm told are preferred by those actively working in the labs. Saving time, it seems, can be sweaty work.

The room beyond the airlock chills me even through the cloaking. Frost rimes the hands of several clocks, whose second hands have not moved since I stepped inside. Several pairs of insulated gloves have been left on the workbenches, tossed aside while their owners--a handful of physicists, Ph.D. students, and technicians--left for a quick thaw-out break. Banks of equipment all have hoses sprouting through and around them, pumping away the heat generated by captured time, chilling it until it slows enough to be preserved.

This is the Time Savers Laboratory, where every autumn, the spare hours generated by the end of Daylight Savings Time are donated by volunteers and put into cryostasis for later use.

The chairs for the volunteers are not unlike those for blood donors--comfortable recliners with movable armrests and paper covers down the center. The process of donating time must be at least as draining as blood donation. Drinks and snacks are a necessity as well. Part of me wants to try it out right then, just to see the whole process. I'm assured that, while off-season donations are greatly appreciated, the preparations for the surge at the end of Daylight Savings Time take precedent at the moment. Then it will be back to the daily work of maintaining and expanding the system.

"Of course, the main concern at this point is power. Ensuring it never loses power, finding cleaner, more sustainable ways to power it." In the anteroom outside the airlock, in fact, there's a series of posters on just that topic. They depict a proposed method of connecting the stasis system to the waterwheel-powered magical energy storage project underway in another department. "It's not ready, and there would have to be redundant systems to back it up. Who could afford to lose this kind of time, if the power failed? But someday soon, we hope."

As the tour goes on, Dr. Warsaw opens up a panel on one of the pieces of equipment to reveal a bank of crystals wired into electrical panels. Light moves between and through the crystals as they do their work. This is a little closer to my own field, and I can spot a few sigils picked out in solder on the circuit boards. The overall effect, though, is one of general bafflement.

Perched deliberately and with an oddly knowing air on the top edge of the panel is a small poppet of scrap cloth and yarn. "Oh, no, it's not--well. I won't say it's not part of the system," Dr. Warsaw says. "It's a doll. A toy. For the machine. The technicians would be able to tell you more about that, but they insist the computers won't work if they don't have their toys." But I never get the chance on the tour for any technician to give me an explanation more detailed than a repeated insistence that the computers need it. There never seems to be, ironically, enough time for that conversation.

Election Day

While this might not be a major national election year, Lewisia still has its yearly elections for more local matters. The old adage goes, the more local the election, the more bitter the campaign. The rash of curses that disrupted the 1986 race for county coroner resulted in thousands of dollars of damages, one permanently transformed bystander, and the implementation of a series of regulations governing acceptable campaign activities. The donation of magical services to political campaigns by independent operatives, in particular, faced strict new rules that eliminated almost everything beyond using sleight-of-hand to distribute fliers.

This year's campaign for Council Secretary, following Doris McMann's unplanned retirement to the Summer Kingdom, has proved particularly filling: both of the top candidates are avid bakers and wooed voters at Town Hall meetings and park events with a dizzying array of sweets and savories. Exit polling put the double fudge brownie in a comfortable lead, but the ginger-spiked lemon bars had been moving up the ranks. No one had the slightest idea which candidate to vote for, of course, and considering the epidemic of food comas, it was a wonder anyone ended up at the polls at all.

The Great Potluck

It's something of a misnomer: this potluck is no greater than the Grand Picnic in May, personal preferences for spring versus fall notwithstanding. In modern times, it has been somewhat overshadowed by the novelty of Wolfenoot later in the month--it's difficult to beat the charm of receiving gifts of meatloaf and toys from mysterious wolves, after all. This one, though, came first in Lewisia's history and so enjoys the superlative name.

Though the Great Potluck predates the Grand Picnic tradition by a very long time, the specific origins of the Great Potluck are much better documented. Traditions of a final harvest festival before the depth of winter are well known and remarkably consistent across human cultures. It is an expression of gratitude, yes, but also of hopefulness. In spring, we wish for an abundant year and easy work; in autumn, we wish for whatever abundance we received to last us through the dark and cold and hunger of winter.

The first Great Potluck did not include any humans, in fact. It was a shared meal among a dryad, a family of invisible stones (yes, this was back in the day when invisible stones were common, and large, and did much more than trip you on what appears to be nothing), and an unknown number of field mice whose descendants may still be encountered in Lewisia today. The dryad, being a habitual record keeper, documented the food shared, the people present, and a nuanced assessment of the quality of acorns produced in three forest regions that year. It would be years before the first human attended (an otherwise unrecorded person referred to as Willowleaf), but the Great Potluck itself has continued as an unbroken tradition.

This Month in History

The winter of 1903 would eventually be known as the Glacier Year, a year so brutally cold in much of the continent that songs were written about its tragedies and tribulations for decades after--odes to trees that shattered like glass, paeans to people who dug out from snowdrifts that swallowed whole city blocks. But even in the midst of that suffering, November 12, 1903, also saw a blessing of particular foresight. For those about to face down the Glacier Year, there first came the Woodpile Miracle.

In the morning of November 13, Lewisia residents (as well as those in several of our sister cities) awoke to find their woodpiles unexpectedly, unaccountably abundant. Those typically least able to do the work of hauling and chopping wood--the elderly, the disabled, those who worked too long and too far away from home to reliably tackle that chore--saw their piles stacked highest of all. But everyone who needed it found more than enough wood for the winter accumulated before the first vicious cold snap could descend.

And to what or whom did they owe thanks for this gift? That question has remained a mystery, though songs were written to and about possible answers. Theories ranged from a coordinated effort by all the house-dwelling fae of the town to ancestral ghosts. People reported finding traces outside of fur, footprints, and rune-like scratchings of unknown significance, which of course didn't narrow down the possibilities at all. Somehow, seemingly simultaneously, overnight, and unbeknownst to all the townsfolk, someone filled the woodpiles. It is impossible to estimate how many lives were saved by this act of inexplicable kindness, and so the corresponding level of gratitude can never be fully calculated. Both were, in any case, immense.

That's a taste of what November has to offer us. See you next month, when December brings warm socks and noodles, cold nights and water, and one very special fungus.

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OCTOBER

Lights on the Lake

You don't know for sure what brought you out to the lake, this cool and misty Halloween night. There are so many bright delights to be enjoyed in town, more festive settings than this stretch of pebbled shore. The moon, already set and no more than a sickle anyway, would do little to illuminate anything more than the glassy surface of the lake nearest to you. Farther out, even that fades into a wall of fog. You just knew, somehow, you were supposed to be here. And you aren't the only one: other people assemble on the shore in uncertain silence. You all look out across the lake, wondering why you are here.

You don't have to wait long. Something appears in the fog out on the water. Just a patch of brightness that could be no more than a particularly thick clump of mist, if it weren't for the way it slowly approaches the shore. It bobs a little as it comes--something is floating toward you. Several somethings, you realize, as more lights emerge from the fog. Soon, a whole flotilla of lights can be made out. And now, by their collective glow, you can see how they are traveling to you.

Each light rides within a pumpkin, a little ship of hollowed squash. Tiny Jack-Be-Littles, great lumpen Knuckleheads, frosty blue Jarrahdales. The ghostly white of Cotton Candy, and the iconic roundness of Baby Bear. Some pumpkins carry but a single ethereal light, while others are crowded with a dozen. They drift in a wobbly, uneven way, suitable for a squash attempting to cross a lake, and yet they also approach so quickly, you have hardly had a chance to look along the length of their assemblage before they are nearly to the shore.

Already, with the pumpkins still several yards out, people have begun to stumble into the water. In the dark on either side of you, some give little cries of recognition as they lurch forward. Others splash out to meet their pumpkin, their lights, in silences grim or reverent. In time, you too will realize which little harvest ship is yours. You too will wade out into the water, heedless of soaked shoes and heavy pant legs. Because you understand, now, in the dark and the mist, what the lights are. You know how far they've come to be here tonight.

It is Halloween, and your beloved dead have come out to see you again. The pumpkins ferry their little soul lights from the misty underworlds and afterlives they inhabit, on this night when such visitations are possible. I will not hazard a guess as to who has come for you this year, nor speculate about what messages they might bring. No matter how many assemble on the lakeshore in a given year, we all meet the lights alone.

Search and Rescue

As you make your way back through town, you watch the more mundane joys of Halloween, in all their glittery, sugar-stuffed glory: trick-or-treaters. Even before the night itself, there are harvest events all month to draw out crowds. It's easy to get lost in such a crowd. Easy for a group to get smaller by one or two people without anyone noticing right away. Easy for someone to get lured away from the group and the safety of the path when there are so many delights to look at.

When that happens, someone has to track them down. Enter the Lewisia Search and Rescue Collective, a loose association of public servants, private trackers, and independently operating animal guides. Given the unusual terrain of the Lewisia area, both physical and ethereal, it takes more than just a sniffer dog and an unwashed shirt to track down a missing person. The LSRC can handle everything from underwater searches (trained kingfishers and a pair of selkie sisters) to dimensional rift retrievals (several retired time travelers and the single skinniest, most disreputable- and ancient-looking black cat I have ever seen). They even have multiple successful faerie abduction recoveries in their history, but they declined to give any details about whom of their associates had handled those cases.

October sees more mysterious disappearances than any other month of the year in the greater Lewisia region. The town's ability to draw in outsiders raises the statistics for seventeen counties beyond its immediate reach as well. (Your humble host has spent a lot of time looking at microfiche records of missing person reports in the last month. A lot.)

Of course, a missing person isn't always a bad thing; a mysterious disappearance isn't always an involuntary one. Whether it's down to October's metaphysical properties, the changeable fall weather, or just the prospect of facing the coming winter cooped up somewhere, or with someone, you hate, this is the time of year when people make their escapes. Plenty of fairy rings are approached with clear eyes, rather than blundered into. Sometimes maw-like eldritch portals swallow a person AND the suitcase they packed ahead of time. Sometimes, a missing person does not need or want to be found. After all, sometimes those missing people end up here in Lewisia.

Mating and Migration

While we're on the subject of local population fluctuations, I have a repeated and intense reminder from Dr. Ben Langston in the Biology department of the community college regarding mating and migrating creatures this autumn:

If you encounter a local animal, cryptid, ambulatory plant, or other apparently non-rational life form, and it seems like it really wants to eat, breed with, or flee from you or anything else in the immediate area? Strongly consider getting out of its way.

This time of the year, several of our local species leave on their yearly migration to warmer climates in the south. Tawny unicorns and scorched-beak falcons have both already left us. Snowy púki and glass bats will likely be seen headed along their usual paths bordering the Briarwood district. These habits are driven by seasonal changes both obvious and subtle, written into the genetics of creatures and taught from one generation to the next.

It is a drive stronger than your desire to cross a particular road just then. It is an impulse older than your ideas about private yards and landscaping. Let them pass.

All of which is nothing compared to the mating impulse in some creatures. I don't think I need to explicate the mortal danger faced by anyone who gets between a bull moose and his paramour. And while Old Tommy, the goblin crane who lives out by Stoneheart Manor, is generally friendly with the public, that dance he's doing for the next month is not for your benefit, and you should consider using an extremely long lens if you feel compelled to capture his moves on film.

If anything should decide that you are, in fact, the intended subject of their amorous attentions, it is recommended that you seek shelter indoors. Cars are not the deterrent you might hope, except in cases of relatively small unwelcome suitors. A sturdy door and/or high fence will offer more protection until their interest turns elsewhere.

Of course, if you decide you quite fancy one of the human-compatible creatures currently seeking mates, we won't stand in your way. Advice and resources for negotiating an interspecies relationship and parenting any resulting hybrid children can be found through the library's life skills programming.

This Month in History

October 17, 1937 saw the first public distribution of the newly developed vaccine against Custler's Influenza, also known as Gothic flu. Symptoms of Gothic flu include paleness, wasting away, light aversion, mysterious billowing winds centered around the afflicted, and a compulsion to find moorland and cliffs on which to wander. Though not directly fatal, the impulses caused by the disease frequently lead to misadventure. Several of Lewisia's older architectural wonders are thought to have begun as visions of designers suffering from undiagnosed cases of Gothic flu, as the disease is also known to cause obsessions with houses.

Efforts to explore a vaccine or even study the disease had been hindered for years by the tendency of any laboratory setting to go moderately weird within six months of introducing live virus samples to the space. Teams of sensible researchers were assembled based on testing for resistance to romantic notions and delusions of grandeur. Special ultramodern workspaces had to be built, including numerous south-facing windows to counteract the dark and withdrawn tendencies brought on by proximity to the virus. Thanks to their efforts, Gothic flu is now a rare, and rarely life-altering, affliction that seldom does more than cause a temporary flare for flowing poet's shirts and antique literature.

That's a taste of what October has to offer us. See you next month, when November replaces werewolves with regular wolves, donates an hour, and once again brings a covered dish.

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SEPTEMBER

The Final Sunset

It's approaching seven in the evening when you walk outside and turn to the west. The sun sinks down to the horizon slowly, reluctantly, and paints the sky with fire as it goes. While the nights and early mornings have started to take on a chill--or at least, what feels like a chill to those now acclimated to the heat of summer--the days are still baked hot enough to carry over into evening. So you find a shady spot to sit, keeping the western sky in view.

Up and down the street, you can see your neighbors doing the same. Some have brought their meals out with them, but this is not one of the raucous barbecue events of the last three months. The groups are small and quiet, acknowledging each other from one front step to another with a nod at most. All attention is saved for that sinking sun. It's September twenty-first, and the Autumnal Equinox takes place tomorrow just after noon. This will be the last sunset of summer.

Of course, it won't be the actual final sunset of the year*, but just as we marked the return of the sun's strength in spring and its blazing zenith in summer, we will mark its waning into the growing dark and chill of oncoming winter. Much like the Window Opening Festival and Spring Equinox seed exchange that are the counterparts on the wheel of the year, the Final Sunset is something mainly celebrated at home, rather than in the public square. It is a moment of quiet reflection between the bright excitement of summer and the gleeful mischief of Halloween.

Legend has it, any creature that flies by during this time is an omen of the fall to come for the one who spots it. Crows for prosperity, owls for secrets revealed. Bats for visitors, gryphons for travel. So you keep your eyes on the sky until the sun is out of sight, the light has died to a banked ember glow, and the night chorus has started up in the planters next to the front steps. Did you spot something good, I hope?

When you head back inside, you pick up the bonfire-warmed stone you have from midsummer and hold it close to your heart. Its time has come to see you through the long nights and cold days ahead. Summer now is only a memory. Autumn sweeps in behind it and settles over Lewisia like a shroud.

*Historical note: it was, however, the final sunset of 1938, during which the winter was marked by a succession of astrological anomalies. Catastrophe on account of the lack of light was averted by the immediate arrival of a temporary and localized second moon, which provided enough illumination to keep life going.

Labor Day

Labor Day is observed in Lewisia as elsewhere, but it is the day (and even week) before that sees the most difference from the outside world. It is traditional to bring gifts to workers who have been of particular service to you in the past year. These days, the gifts generally take the form of large cash tips offered on the worker's last shift before the holiday. In the past, it was more common to offer food or durable goods of your own making as a way of repaying labor with labor.

Lewisian culture has always been one of fair dealings and decency, and as such has not been the direct site of significant labor protests historically. But many Lewisians work outside of the region and still others move to make their way in the wider world. So the town's ideals--and methods--have come into play in the fight for pay and protection for workers.

Several prominent anarchists involved in pro-labor demonstrations, riots, and bombings of the 19th century were Lake Lewisia natives now living elsewhere. At least three factory fires, at the time attributed to improvised incendiary devices lobbed through the first story windows, were later proven to be the result of several combustible newts set loose in the night. Exactly who released the newts, whose native habitat is well known to be coal mines and not textile factories, was never discovered. Suspects included Lewisian activist Milka Salonen, though, who upon her death in 1962, at age 101, donated an extensive private menagerie of incendiary vertebrates to the Knellen Family Trust's preservation program.

Lost Mail Day

Continuing with the month's historical leanings, Lost Mail Day comes September 2nd with its long-delayed tidings. Part swap meet, part matchmaking event, part historical exhibition, this day is one last concerted effort to get the mail to its destination, however far off-track it may have strayed. The backrooms and storage bins of the postal service are opened up and their contents spread out for one more try at delivery.

Here is a letter sent from the European front in 1941 to a wife who had, unbeknownst at the time to her husband, disguised herself as a man and made her way to find and fight beside him. Here is an order form and enclosed payment for a correspondence course in the nearly-forgotten art of sentient paint breeding. Here is the last letter sent by a portal explorer to her parents before her disappearance into a time anomaly in the scented candle aisle of a DORSHOP megastore.

The public is encouraged to look through the collection for their own mail or that of their acquaintances. More so, the public is asked to volunteer to track down recipients not immediately identified. Every year, there is a core collection of these volunteers, who range from history teachers to private investigators to genealogy hobbyists, who turn their particular skills to finding someone, living, dead, or descended, who might wish to receive such a long-lost letter or package.

If, at the end of the day, a piece of mail remains unclaimed by either the original sender, the intended recipient or suitable proxy, or one of the volunteer investigators, it is given over to the care of the Historical Society for long-term preservation. While there have been a few rare cases where a letter was identified and delivered even after this stage, most will enter into the Society's extensive archive of historical documents and primary sources. These are available for researchers outside of the Society by special arrangement, with the arrangement generally being a Society member informing you via cryptic messenger that you have been selected for their purposes.

This Month in History

We turn our attention this month to a much more recent anniversary than our usual selections. Two years ago, on September 20th, 2019, the store at First and Lilac first opened as an otherwise unnamed organization in the business of time retrievals. Well, we say "opened," but of course the shop is rarely open in the conventional sense of hours in which the doors are unlocked and customers can come inside.

Those who have partaken of the shop's services report that it is possible to go inside to pick up items when they arrive from their prior timeline locations. No one could recall going inside the shop, meeting with employees, or providing payment in advance when placing an order. I did identify two people who work at the shop, but their answers regarding their employment proved less than enlightening. It is, if nothing else, reported to be a comfortable and satisfactory way to make a living.

Those who have been willing to admit to what they purchased listed everything from stuffed toys from childhood to disappeared pets to heirloom watches. One person very proudly presented to me an oak tree of stunning height and fullness, complete with an endearingly rickety treehouse nestled within its branches. I never entirely cleared up if it was the tree or the treehouse (or perhaps both) that was rescued from the depths of time. Many, even those who would not admit exactly what they received, spoke movingly of a loss at a younger age that had haunted them ever after.

If you will allow your host a brief aside, I know this month has leaned more heavily than usual on the subject of history, the past, and the passage of time. Call it my own Final Sunset-inspired rumination. From ancient days of early people observing the changing seasons to our own very recent, very personal pasts, we are always in conversation with time, however modern we like our daily lives to feel. What we call "history" is a fiction, an ordering of the chaos of our lives. It is all, always happening, each moment and memory ready to be plucked from the stream if we wish to keep it. We forever have another chance to change the flow of time around us.

That's a taste of what September has to offer us. See you next month, when October brings Halloween (and yes, maybe a few other things as well).

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Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

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The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

AUGUST

First Harvests

Today, we're all taking a trip out to the community gardens--no, not that one--not the one over there either--look, Lewisia has a lot of community gardens. This is the garden out by the Old Town train station, where they do all the raised beds made of railroad ties and salvaged metal. Let's go early in the morning, to avoid the worst of the heat. Volunteers are out watering right now, to give the water a chance to sink in, rather than just evaporating, so everything feels damp and cool. Water seeps through the walls of the planters, picking out the runes carved there for bounty and health.

Grab a basket and some clippers. Snip a bundle of basil. Pluck a handful of cherry tomatoes. Be careful when you move the pumpkin leaves aside: they're prickly devils and intent on protecting the growing pumpkins hiding among them. Oh, good eye--you've spotted a summer squash that nearly evaded harvest, and it's already big enough to club someone with. The corn, off on the edges of the lot, rustles invitingly, still green and not yet powerful enough (probably) to steal you away for longer than a few hours.

Everywhere you turn, there is something growing, something coming in ripe and full, something ready to eat like a mouthful of sunlight.

It may seem strange to think of August as harvest season, when most places outside of Lewisia have relegated all thoughts of harvest to the window between Halloween and Thanksgiving. In truth, though, harvest has been going on for months already and will only get more intense as the season wears on. Tomatoes have been filling up bowls on kitchen counters since early summer; zucchini have been terrorizing local neighborhoods nearly as long. Growth does not restrict itself to a season; abundance is not the province of a single holiday.

Oh, and if you see any piles of first fruits or bundles of last leaves set in out-of-the-way places, leave them be. They are offerings of thanks from some well-pleased gardener or lucky forager, who does well to remember that we did not make all we receive and so it is not all ours to take. Gratitude is also not something to be kept to one day a year.

Back to School

On the other hand, there is something Lewisians will delay much longer than the outside world: the return to school. It seems like every year, my own schools resumed classes earlier than the last and summer break got shorter and shorter. By the time I was old enough to take on a summer job as well, the supposed holiday seemed little more than a pause in an otherwise overwhelming schedule. So I was surprised to see the number of children and teens freely roaming the town and surrounding areas so late in the summer, clearly heedless of such considerations as syllabi and new backpacks and locker assignments.

Once again diving into the library's records of the Lewisia Herald, I found a persistent tradition of announcements related to the official start of school and the (much later) actual start dating back to the seventies. Various public announcements indicate compliance with state rules about school days even as they offer--sometimes blatantly--alternative instructions to students about how to spend their dwindling summertime. This subterfuge seems to have been prescient, as the eighties would bring about nationwide hand-wringing over the length of the school day and the school year amid broader anxieties about global competitiveness. But while the outside world focused on using education as a training ground for generations intended for industrial work, Lewisia chose a different path.

A survey from 2003 showed that Lewisian students actually spent more hours on educational activities compared to the general population annually, though they spent fewer hours in classrooms and formal school settings. This becomes less surprising once one becomes accustomed to the Lewisian fondness for clubs and hobbies with a strong basis in hands-on learning, community participation, cultural preservation, and self-directed learning. In short, Lewisians don't need to be chained to a classroom desk from mid-August to mid-June, because they're perfectly happy to learn when left to their own devices.

Editor's Note: we have explained that this is all an elaborate misunderstanding on the part of your columnist. Lewisian schools absolutely resume sessions on the state-approved schedule and all Lewisian students receive the required number of instructional days, including make-up days in the event of weather-related school shutdowns. We have preserved the original, definitely incorrect information in this column for educational purposes only, to be used in a unit on fact-checking by the journalism students, who certainly are not currently out by the waterfront learning to make reed flutes and annoying the shorebirds.

Open House Night

It's only been two months since we focused on housing needs as part of Pride Month, but August gives us a wonderful opportunity to see that need met through the Open House Night. Throughout the region, on the last Friday in August, unoccupied dwellings open themselves up in search of someone who needs to live in them. In the evening, tours are conducted at regular intervals at all the known open houses. Come morning, there are at least a few dwellings no longer standing vacant and a few people no longer in need of stable shelter.

Notably, while the tours and guides help the process along and provide much-needed assistance with the bureaucratic details of documenting a home once one is found, the event itself is not put on by the town or any identified organization. No authority in Lewisia dictates who lays final claim to a dwelling. There is a fundraising arm to the event, however, which is managed by Lewisians. This provides funds for repairs that may be needed on any dwelling that has sat vacant long enough to suffer damage.

Also, despite the name, the event is not restricted to houses. Individual apartment units sometimes come up, and there have been a number of previously-abandoned trailers who took on new inhabitants. Occasionally, even less conventional forms of shelter make themselves known, such as heavily modified shipping containers, houseboats (with or without associated bodies of water), and once, memorably, the discarded shell of an ancient and enormous hermit crab. Mostly, though, people end up with slightly down-at-heel houses that need the care of an occupant as much as the people need a place that will be warm and dry and safe, particularly with winter just around the bend.

The Open House Night is not a systemic solution; it isn't a national solution; it isn't enough of a solution. But sometimes the victories look small from the outside: one person safe and warm, one house full and appreciated. For the houses and the people in them, a victory like that can never seem small.

This Month in History

On the night of August 17th, 1893, the Necessary Observance, a trading ship bound for Mexico, encountered a lightning storm at sea that forced it to seek safe harbor. Unfortunately, the stretch of coast it had been sailing nearest to, due west of Lake Lewisia, was and is a treacherous churn of huge rocks and unexpected shallows unsuitable for any sailing vessel not interested in becoming so much driftwood. As the waves came up on deck and the lightning seemed determined to turn the Observance into a pyre before it sank her, Captain J. R. Meade made the bold choice to seek shelter inland--far inland. The ship's crew included a chronowitch, known only as Hawthorn, who was able to find time traces of the vast body of water that once joined Lake Lewisia with the Pacific Ocean in prehistoric times. Through her herculean efforts, and with the support of the first mate's regular offerings of good whiskey as she worked, the Observance rode that forgotten water many miles inland, all the way into the center of Lake Lewisia, where the weather proved substantially less murderous.

With the chronowitch entirely exhausted from the strain of such a journey, the Observance found herself stranded in the lake for some time. Records differ, in fact, on both when and how the ship eventually made her way back to the ocean and the rest of her interrupted trade run. Since there is not (usually) a centuries-old tall ship stranded in the middle of the lake, evidence suggests they did somehow make the return trip.

That's a taste of what August has to offer us. See you next month, when September brings an anniversary for a local business, a second chance at mail, and one last sunset.
scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by
The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

JULY

Firebird Eggs

It's a blazing hot day in the deep of summer, and you, unfortunately, have to go outside. If you were lucky, you would be headed to the lake, where the water keeps the ambient temperature a little lower, or into the woods, where the closeness of the air is offset by the relief of shade. But no. You're headed out to the Hawberry Flats area on the northeast of town, where a spread of glacier-flattened prairie gives the sunshine ample room to bake the grass and the people golden brown.

As you walk, relishing every small patch of shade that crosses your path, you notice a bush up ahead. It's small, and tangled with undergrowth around the base, and gently smoking. You blink and rub the sweat from your eyes. It's probably just heat haze, you think. When you look again, the smoke seems a little thicker, curling steadily upward in the still air.

You get closer to investigate, leaning to look inside. A pulse of heat washes up into your face. Down at the base of the bush, there is a nest built of grass and small sticks--built of tinder--and heaped up around the edges like a well-made campfire. There, in the heart of the fire-to-be, is a single, deep red egg. As you watch, it jostles side to side. And then...it ignites, flame bursting from a crack where the creature inside has started to break out into the world. A new firebird is born.

Not every summer boasts a hatching like this. No one knows for sure what makes a year right for newborn firebirds. (Firebird, phoenix, and sunbird are all commonly used, more or less interchangeably, though you can get a folklorist or a biologist going for hours on the finer points distinguishing the terms.) Heat, certainly, plays a part. It's thought that the slow, uneven incubation of firebirds has something to do with the availability of resources to support them. Not just any environment can sustain a population of large, intermittently flammable, quasi-immortal avians.

Summer Pests

Of course, not all creatures brought out by the heat are as welcome as newly-hatched firebirds. Heat, lack of water, and rapidly dwindling supplies of plant life can drive any number of small pests into homes and yards at this time of year. While we may have sympathy for their plights, it does become difficult to keep that in mind when you catch something scurrying behind the refrigerator every time you turn on the kitchen lights. Outside of Lewisia, people can expect an influx of flies, ants, and mice if they live anywhere near agricultural areas or open fields. Deserts get their visitations of snakes and scorpions. Here, though, the pests can run a bit more exotic, if not necessarily more hazardous.

Salamanders--the flaming kind, not the aquatic ones--start an estimated ten percent of minor brush fires every year. (The aquatic ones are more notorious for engaging in confidence games and small-time grifting.) Parasitic wasps here include dream- and memory-eating varieties, which can make napping while at the family cookout particularly fraught. Nothing can tear up a garden or lawn like an infestation of wolpertingers, which manage to molt, burrow, build nests, and scrape their antlers on anything that stays stationary longer than two minutes.

A particularly hardy clan of house brownies is said to have domesticated a strain of these chimerical garden pests, which I can only imagine comes as a mixed blessing for the humans sharing homes with them. Contracts with fae are not, in fact, the most exotic method used to manage unwanted wildlife. (Fairy knights jousting against a scorpion are a sight to behold, and may be well worth the sacrifice of blood favors.) Some chemical deterrents are available, but most people focus on making their living spaces less inviting to unwanted creatures. Then there are the homes that lean into the aesthetics of their unplanned tenants: the old Birchhead Manor, following its moat expansion, positively revels in the arrival of a fresh crop of Silent Gillmen (Hyla grendeliana) every spring.

Convention Season

If the outdoors are getting you down, you can always head inside to one of the many conventions taking place this summer. With people taking vacations from school and work and the weather generally stable-if-sweltering, summer is the preferred season for conventions. From international book festivals to small-town catch-all pop culture street fairs, almost anywhere is within reasonable travel of almost any interest's yearly gathering.

If there's one thing Lewisians love, it's any kind of celebration of niche interests and fanatical hobbies. Lewisia has previously hosted the Haunted Doll Collectors Society for their national event, multiple years of Weaver Weekend, and alternate years in a shared custody arrangement with the Ghostly Congress for "Afterlife the Convention." Local businesses enjoy the uptick in visitors and local people-watchers enjoy the free show of attendees going to and from the Event Center.

Plenty of conventions hosted away from Lewisia and her sister cities will still see a number of Lewisian attendees. December and January usually see a rush of organizing groups to purchase hotel room blocks and travel tickets as soon as convention badges go up for advance sale. Some of our local artists regularly tour around these outside conventions' Artist Alleys. Three current residents of Lewisia, in fact, owe their first contact with the town and eventual move here to artists at conventions.

Conventions that welcome cosplayers offer a particular advantage to Lewisians with more unusual body types. There has been an informal competition here in town for many years among non-human and semi-humanoid residents to craft elaborate cosplay costumes that allow them to walk in broad daylight among people who have no idea that ambulatory plants or marsupial darkness exist. Divisions within this competition include:

costumes designed to obscure the body entirely (popular with quadrupeds and others with body plans laid out more on the horizontal than the vertical);

costumes based on fictional versions of real species (werewolves and snake- or fish-based creatures leading the field);

and mundane cosplay that tries to accurately mimic standard human features and forms on non-standard bodies (dominated for three years running by a cephalopodic resident with a special knack for textural camouflage).

This Month in History

July 24th, 1999, is the most recent confirmed sighting of the fairy ball in the Lewisia area. While fairies are, obviously, common sights in Lewisia and elsewhere, the fairy ball is something different. No fairy asked about the subject has ever given an answer that consisted of anything other than bald-faced lies and open scorn for the asker. Those present at the time reported seeing wicker chariots pulled by luna moths, hot air balloons propelled by harnessed bats, and sprays of durable soap bubbles with free-floating occupants. All these and other unusual methods of travel headed west over the forest.

Speculation ran rampant at the time: The ball was being held over the ocean. No, it was on the moon, in the secret moon city. It was in response to the millennium coming to an end. No, it happened every year. It was an ill omen, a promise of coming prosperity, a sure sign of rain, drought, or wind, and a "rotten nuisance" to stargazers trying to enjoy a clear night. No one could agree on any of the details, except that it had been seen. A few individuals have claimed to have been spirited away to the fairy ball, though such a story is impossible to prove. All but one acknowledge being eventually returned after the event. The remaining one insisted xie still resides in the secret moon city and politely inquired after my comfort in the moon atmosphere when I interviewed xem.

That's a taste of what July has to offer us. See you next month, when August brings the first harvests and a definitely-not-fictitious return to school.

scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by
The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

JUNE

Midsummer Bonfires

It's Midsummer Day, and you're headed to the park through the noonday heat. But this time, it won't be to cool off in the shade of the trees or around the fountains where children splash in the water. No, it's only going to get hotter, thanks to a dozen or so large bonfires burning on temporary platforms dotted around the park. As you walk, you carry with you a stone, about the size of your outstretched palm and fingers, softly rounded in a way that suggests it might have spent a few eons in a riverbed long ago.

In the park, the air is thick with wood smoke, which spirals up in grey towers over each of the bonfires. The bonfires are heaped high with fallen limbs gathered from the forest over the past year, and it took weeks to assemble them all here. Each fire has an attendant watching over it so the burn stays safely contained. As always for such events, there are booths selling food and local crafts scattered between the fires. Maybe you'll grab an ear of roasted corn or a s'more later (though these are never cooked using the bonfires, as that's seen as depleting their power and thus bad luck). But most people quickly drift back to one particular fire or another. Their eyes stay fixed on the platform under the bonfire and the ring of stones assembled there--on their stone, wherever it may sit in the circle.

You find an empty spot around a fire and, with the use of iron tongs to save your hands, nudge it into place around the flames. As the sun beats down and the fire crackles, the stones bask in all that heat, soaking it up. How long this goes on depends on the year, because what you are waiting for is true midsummer, the moment when the day stretches as long as it will all year. This year, 2021, that won't happen until 8:32 PM in Lewisia. So the fires burn until then, standing in for the sun for the short time after it sets in the evening.

When midsummer arrives, the stones are pulled out away from the fire to cool. Some people wrap them up in blankets when they are ready to go home, the insulation more symbolic than practical. You just wait until it is cool enough to touch barehanded, and then you carry it back to your home. It will sit in the house--sometimes on mantles, or on bedside tables, or tucked at the back of the kitchen counter--all through the year. In the depth of winter, it is said, the midsummer stone in a house will keep the people warm against all odds. It is a little piece of summer sunlight and the promise of warmth to come, sustaining people through darker, colder times.

Pride

The annual Gay Pride events in Lake Lewisia seem to lack some of the wild flair of the event in other cities. Previous years have seen themes on outreach, community history, and representation of marginalized voices both in the wider world and within the community itself. The events are characterized more by volunteer hours than parades and more by art exhibits than merchandise booths. (I hear the community dance and fireworks display, though, is a very good time if you're the outgoing sort!)

This year's theme--"Season the Soup, Raise the Roof"--focuses on food and housing insecurity for QUILTBAG individuals throughout the nation. Members of the community are far more likely than the general population to experience homelessness at some point in their lives, often as a result of abusive family circumstances. Plenty of Lewisia residents found their way to the town for the first time during their own experience with homelessness born out of rejection by their former families and communities.

Observances this year include a number of volunteer opportunities around the community and outside it. The mixed-use building at Prism Place, which houses the largest queer collective within the town boundaries and the retail space they run to support themselves, is raising funds for repairs to the roof and heating systems of the building. Sea Mink Pastries needs help with baking bread to take to soup kitchens around Marguerite County and surrounding counties. Also, trips are being organized to distribute the latest prototype from Shipwreck Repair Collective for a pop-up living space to help shelter the unhoused in those areas. This iteration of the tent-like structure boasts more legs than previous versions for faster rescues and escapes, as well as an improved guiding intelligence (about which the representative from the Collective was rather cagey--industry secrets, I suppose).

Summer Art Walk

Toward the end of the month, the downtown area will be bursting with even more art than usual as exhibits go up for the Summer Art Walk. From still-lifes and landscapes to portraits and abstracts, new pieces created for the event and some old favorites brought out of galleries and private collections will all be made available to the public to walk. Taste the chalk pastel fruits and walk the shaded paths of pointillist forests. Slip between the brushstrokes and into worlds real and imagined within the frames.

Don't worry if your sense of direction seems insufficient to the task of such an exploration. Expert artists and adventurers both will be on call in case anyone gets a little lost. There is, I hear, a whole team of guides available to help people navigate an Escher-inspired pastoral piece this year, where infinite flocks of sheep graze up gravity-defying hills.

I was lucky enough to be treated to a preview of one of this year's pieces, something a little different even for those who are regular attendees of the Art Walk. Studio Tallaios, the bronze work partnership between sisters M'kayla and Soriya Johnson, has created an interactive sculpture. Without revealing too much of the surprise, I can say the piece took inspiration from both sea caverns and the architectural traditions of the Doorway Maximalism movement. I only took a short tour of the piece, and even that much required me to don a harness and rope to ensure I could find my way back. It was, I promise, worth the possible risks.

This Month in History

On June 2, 1921, the Sunglow Distillery, then only a backyard operation, exploded in a shower of high-proof liquor and spirits of a more supernatural sort. Only a year and a half into Prohibition, Charles Fojt had been making a good living brewing and distributing his moonshine throughout much of the west coast. It was during this time that the multigenerational rivalry began between the Fojt family and the Espinoza family, vineyard owners intent on maximizing the legal loopholes that existed in the Eighteenth Amendment regarding grape juice and wine.

However, in his eagerness to outdo Pedro Espinoza, Fojt had been expanding his operation into land abutting his small farm. As it turned out, several human graves existed on those lands and the spirits of the place considered the moonshine brewing over their final resting places to be partially theirs. Letters written by Fojt at the time indicated he suspected the haunting around his stills but chose to ignore it. The explosion--which created a soft and highly intoxicating rain for several miles around--seems to have been the last resort of the frustrated spirits.

Following the explosion, Fojt relented and began making regular offerings of moonshine in the general vicinity of the gravesites. After that, and the rebuilding of his equipment, he saw ever-increasing success throughout the duration of Prohibition.

That's a taste of what June has to offer us. See you next month, when July brings heatwave hatchings and a convention for every occasion.



scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by
The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

MAY

The Grand Picnic

As you approach the lakeside, you can smell flowers before you can see them. The sweet scent hangs heavy in the air as you make your way around to the far shore. There, in the open space between the water and the edge of the surrounding forest, a whole line of long picnic tables already hold an assortment of covered dishes down the center. You add yours to the first free spot you find. Did you bring a salad of crisp spring greens, or a platter of smoky roasted meat, or a pie mounded high with whipped cream and candied violets?

All around the tables are flowers. The chiffon petals come in a riot of colors, some tiny as dewdrops and some large enough to serve as a blanket. Flowers on long stems rest in baskets. Daisies and cosmos, candy pink and butter yellow, form braided crowns, and one of the people running the setup drops a crown on your head as you pass by. More volunteers are in the trees, hoisting up long garlands of flowers to drape from branch to branch.

Down by the lake, huge rafts of flowers weigh down little boats. Once more people have arrived, the flower rafts are rowed out into deeper water and set adrift. From the shore, you can see a serpentine tail wrap around one and pull it into the depths. A few bubbly notes of lake monster voice sing gratitude. Other rafts drift slowly out of sight, to be enjoyed by other lake denizens. In the forest, deep in the shade of the trees, eyes watch and claws grasp, pulling flowers from garlands and spiriting them away.

Then we eat. Oh, we eat so much. Every specialty, every comfort food, every treat imaginable is there, brought by a neighbor or a coworker or a friend. Dishes hot and platters cold, mugs that steam and cups that fizz, pass from hand to hand along the tables. Everyone eats. Everyone is welcome. It's the Grand Picnic.

The Grand Picnic is the first major feast of the year. It celebrates May first, incorporating a number of May Day traditions into one local ritual. Sitting as it does between the lush growth of spring and the coming heat of summer, it is a celebration of meetings and mergings. It only makes sense, then, that the event always takes place on the far shore of the lake, where the water and the forest meet and where all the residents of Lewisia--human, cryptid, animal, and everything else--can come together.

Historical records are unclear on when the first Grand Picnic was held. It's possible it was never formally founded at all, rising instead organically over time from traditions of offering up food and the first flowers of spring to local spirits, personal deities, or hostile neighbors to foster goodwill over the coming year. Whatever its origins, the Grand Picnic seems to me to embody the spirit that defines Lewisia. Community is something we make together. Everyone brings what they can, and everyone gets a seat at the table, and everyone appreciates the good things this town gives to us.

Towel Day

May twenty-fifth marks Towel Day, a celebration of a certain infamous guidebook for travelers. Did you know, though, that Lewisia can boast authorship of another one of the great travel guidebooks?

Though long since out of print and supplanted by more recent books on the subject, Lewisia native Winifred Paisley penned the first edition of A Path Below: A Walking Tour of Underworlds and Afterlives in 1893. Several of the original illustration plates from the book, depicting cave systems, subterranean ferrymen, and roots of world trees, are held in the Historical Society's collection.

Buried Gardens Charity Auction

May has, for the last several years, been the occasion for the charity auction benefiting the Buried Gardens. Prior to their unplanned relocation, there had been several fundraisers for the original Sunken Garden plan, which helped make the initial groundbreaking and planting possible. Once they sunk, however, several new needs arose. The garden caretakers needed to be outfitted with spelunking equipment and educated on the care of the many new plants discovered to thrive in the darkness. One can hardly just toss some sunflower seeds down the cave shafts and hope for the best, after all.

The Buried Garden fund also provides support for the various creatures and entities introduced to the town when the garden connected to the network of existing tunnels down there. It is more than mere compensation for the disruption of their lifestyle, though that would have been reason enough. Discovering a whole understory of the town, populated by people who had come as refugees and existed under our feet and beneath our notice, demanded more response from the town than a covered dish and a polite "welcome to the neighborhood."

In addition to funding a worthy cause, the Charity Auction promises a night of dinner, entertainment, and a chance to go home with something marvelous. Highlights from previous auctions have including:

a selection of cave seeds suitable for growing at home (windowless bathrooms and closets recommended),

a romantic weekend in the guest quarters of the historic Beacon House,

various bioluminescent artworks crafted by the tunnel folk using traditional spore-based pigments,

and three teleporting hens of the Quicksilver Bantam variety, who may or may not have meant to appear on the auction stage at that moment but who have been living quite happily with the winner in any case.

I look forward to attending for the first time, along with some of my sister initiates. I'm technically there for cultural education purposes. If I happen to bring a little spending money with me, well, it's for a good cause. And you never know what might appear on the auction block this year.

This Month in History

The Rocky Head Beach Riots began on May 13th, 1987, prompted by a group of outsider teens spying young Lewisians performing minor conjurations, and lasted another three days. The riot prompted the involvement of two sheriff departments, the Marguerite County Department of Parks and Recreation, and at least one still-unidentified school of magical practice. While no one was killed during the riots, several nonfatal curses were obtained, and a significant amount of damage to local wildlife habitat required replanting work.

The incident prompted more stringent guidelines for young Lewisians when interacting with outsiders. As Rocky Head Beach is the closest and most accessible beach area to Lewisia proper, it is a popular spot for residents to visit. Being outside of Lewisia's domain, however, and equally popular with many other people, the area has potential for such mishaps. The possibility of becoming an Encounter for an outsider, someone shocked and amazed by the most mundane facts of life in Lewisia, may be enticing, but Encounters can become Incidents all too easily.

That's a taste of what May has to offer us. See you next month, when June brings bonfires, fireworks, and a serious need for sunscreen.
scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
Presented in partnership with the Lewisia Communications Board and Lewisia Public Library

Sponsored by
The Historical Society

Hello, readers, listeners, and psychic osmosizers! Welcome to A Lewisian Year, a monthly showcase celebrating the rich culture here in the Lake Lewisia district. Each month, we'll highlight some seasonal events, local celebrations and interpretations of national and world holidays, and historical tidbits.

APRIL

Weather Weddings

On a cold, clear morning in the second half of April, you take a walk outside, enjoying the break in an otherwise rainy spring. The moon has set but the sun hasn't risen yet, so it's very dark. When you look up, you have a perfect view of a sky full of stars. You see something streak across it: a shooting star. As you keep watching, you see more bright lines across the northeastern sky, radiating from Vega in the constellation of Lyra. The meteors start falling more frequently, until you see one every minute. It looks like this is an outburst year for the Lyrids, a difficult-to-predict surge in the normally modest meteor event.

Then, you hear it: a deep roll of thunder. Yet everywhere you look, you see only cloudless sky. Nothing obscures your view of the shooting stars. Even so, another rumble comes across the hills. The air seems to shake. The sound gets closer and the meteors zing overhead, like stars are being shaken out of the sky by the force of the thunder.

Just as you think it must be close enough that you'll be able to see the source, it starts to draw away and get quieter. The thunder moves off into the distance, like a procession passing by. Soon, the dawn begins to lighten the sky and you can no longer make out the bright lines of the meteor shower. You have been witness to something very rare, even if you aren't sure what.

Weather conjunctions have been the subject of speculation throughout history. Unusual combinations are often said to indicate particular events, with births and weddings being the most frequently cited. Folklore on this subject abounds, with some origins more clear than others. The popular story of foxes marrying during sunshowers has roots in Japanese folklore and likely got introduced to the area by immigrant groups that moved into the area in the late nineteenth century. Variants on this from other cultures suggest the weddings of crows or witches instead.

(Local witches, when polled, seem mostly to be of the opinion that, while picturesque, such conditions would present a logistical nightmare for attendees of such a handfasting. The crows offered no further insights when asked.)

Often the folklore suggests that the conjunction of two or more dissimilar or rare weather phenomena indicates an equally unusual partnership has been consecrated. Rains of all manner of terrestrial animals, such as toads, mice, or spiders, are thought to indicate that a human has married a ghost or spirit--the combination of earth and sky suggesting the union of the mortal and the spectral. This was confirmed to be the case with the Great Cat Rain of 1984, when Mx. and Mr. Heimisson married, though they insist it was just an unfortunate mix-up with the catering service's handling of the fish option.

Some conjunctions, though, remain a mystery in their significance. According to two hundred years of records, there have been seven occasions when a meteor shower received an unexplained backing of thunder--three during the Lyrids in April and four during the Draconids in October. Due to the popularity of wedding folklore for conjunctions, this has sometimes been reported as a wedding procession. However, no credible witnesses report any visible confirmation of such a gathering, like trails of lantern light or banners moving in the distance. (Incredible witnesses, such as Ms. Banks-Creevy, can be questioned on their sightings if you have a free afternoon or five.) Maybe during this year's meteor showers, we will get another chance to find out who the happy couple might be.

National Library Week

I confess, in my own hometown, I was rather afraid of the library and librarians. Well, one librarian in particular: Mrs. P---, whom we tended to refer to as Mrs. Pickle on account of the sour attitude. I've spent a great deal of time in the library since moving to Lewisia, in part to research for this column. Far from sour, the librarians have been very helpful and kind as I fumble over local terminology and repeatedly forget historical events. As part of this year's events, I was invited to attend one of the health checks and feedings for a feral book colony.

I went to the Accidental Library at the bus depot on Hollyberry Road. The colony consists primarily of books forgotten by travelers waiting at the depot, so there are mostly cheap, thick paperbacks of romance or suspense, with a few children's board books mixed in. Seeing them all up in the rafters outside the waiting room, listening to the rustle of live pages, I could do nothing but marvel at the persistence of stories. Even when they seem to be forgotten, they live on, waiting for the moment when they find the right reader again.

Gem and Mineral Show

While libraries might not have been a highlight of my childhood, gem and mineral shows absolutely were. I've never been to one quite like the Lewisian version, though. While I appreciated the abundant documentation on ethical sourcing of rocks commercially, safe collection practices among amateurs, and the overlap between antiquities trade and lithoid breeding, it was the much-promoted Rock Doctor I wanted to see.

I've worn a small, roughly leaf-shaped labradorite pendant since I was a teen, so I took that. While I didn't need the stone identified, I was curious about some of the other insights advertised. Was my stone happy? Getting enough exercise? Meeting its fundamental need for light sources in which to sparkle?

I'm happy to report my rock is doing very well. The Rock Doctor reported that it particularly likes the little velvet pouch I keep it in at night. I did get recommendations for a polishing routine to really bring out its natural luminescence. Whether a cut gemstone or a bit of driveway gravel, the Rock Doctor knows what makes rocks shine.

This Month in History

On April 23, 1998, the False Cinnabar Beetle was spotted as part of a mixed-species swarm on the western shore of Lake Lewisia. While the Eastern US has its well-known periodical cicadas on their thirteen- or seventeen-year cycles, the Lewisia region does play host to the less familiar century dragonfly (Anax saeculum), as well as generally increased insect activity during many warm springs. This swarm, however, was notable in being composed at least partially of extinct varieties. The False Cinnabar Beetle, in particular, has been listed as extinct since 1925, though the last confirmed sighting was back in 1893.

Wildlife monitoring equipment in the area did confirm the presence of False Cinnabars in the passing swarm, though the saucer-sized, red beetles with their intricate patterning would be difficult to mistake even in the absence of trained professionals. No beetles have been spotted since that day, and they will keep their extinct status for now. Such sightings are cause for hope, though, that somewhere, somehow, the strangest of us still survive.

That's a taste of what April has to offer us. See you next month, when May brings the biggest potluck I've ever attended, heard of, or imagined.

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