Today's Keyboard Smash

Oh heck yeah! They're going to give us free turkeys again at work. They've been mum on the subject up until today, so we've half expected they weren't going to do it this year. Profits have been rough, for obvious reasons. Our bonuses have been a pittance. Who knows what the replacement will be for the holiday party, which normally involves an excess of giveaways. But turkeys are still happening, so I am content. Free food is best food.