Today's Keyboard Smash

Oh, wow, fuck me, apparently. My sciatica has become intensely and irrationally terrible. Which I find particularly vicious and unacceptable when I have been looking forward to this weekend for the last month and change.

It's spring! I'm going to cook all the spring foods this weekend. I am going to dye my hair pink, sakura pink, gloriously pink. I am going to plant more seeds. I...

...am going to start by icing my back for a while so it stops feeling like I'm being electrocuted.