Lake Lewisia #716

Local financial analysts are reporting that recent economic difficulties have caused the tooth fairy exchange rate to worsen dramatically, such that a freshly lost incisor might bring only pocket change or minor, single-day blessings. They fear inflation may lead to unscrupulous types trading in black market and even adult teeth, further destabilizing the system. It is recommended that anyone wishing to keep their current allotment of teeth exercise caution when yawning widely, sleep with their mouth shut, and be especially wary if they have any dreams about their teeth all falling out, as this may indicate a more than merely unconscious, metaphorical loss.

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LL#716