Jun. 28th, 2022

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Chlorophyll Clones

Price: $100 (growing enclosure not included)

Do you need a body double but don't want to deal with the ethical quandary, slow maturation, and food expenses of a human clone? Chlorophyll Clones use an algae growth medium with highly adaptive chromatophores to quickly create a visually convincing plant-based doppelgänger from your supplied DNA sample. Useful for human sacrifices, faking your own death, or deterring burglars while you're on vacation. Coming Soon: in partnership with Long Roots Ambulatory Plants, the Chlorophyll Clone 2.0, complete with autonomous movement and basic brain function. This can't possibly go wrong!

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