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Nov. 3rd, 2022 05:17 pmHellfire Heated Blankets
Price: $150
Tired of waking up chilly on a winter morning? Sick of ending your day in a bed with icy, unwelcoming sheets? Prepared to go to supernatural lengths to get warm? The Hellfire heated blanket comes imbued with tiny, captive demons sewn right into the channels between layers. With 10 heat levels and a fully customizable timer, your bed can always be warm at the right time. An energy-efficient device, it uses no electricity and instead runs on weekly offerings. May cause unusual dreams and temptations to supervillainy.
- Sophie's Home Goods
Price: $150
Tired of waking up chilly on a winter morning? Sick of ending your day in a bed with icy, unwelcoming sheets? Prepared to go to supernatural lengths to get warm? The Hellfire heated blanket comes imbued with tiny, captive demons sewn right into the channels between layers. With 10 heat levels and a fully customizable timer, your bed can always be warm at the right time. An energy-efficient device, it uses no electricity and instead runs on weekly offerings. May cause unusual dreams and temptations to supervillainy.
- Sophie's Home Goods