Lake Lewisia #922

"In my first cookbook, I painstakingly translated and converted selected recipes from the great culinary canon of the gremlin folk pre-first contact," she wrote in the rough draft introduction to the next volume of recipes she intended to release. "As it turns out, the gremlin folk are almost as destructive to the palate as they are to airplane wings, and no one should ever actually cook any of those recipes." She got as far as typing, "So this time, I've given relatively tolerable recipes quirky names and amusingly weird seasoning additions and called it a day," before disconsolately backspacing while considering the merits of a career outside the bounds of historical xenocultural studies.

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LL#922