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from the Livestock Trading Board
Jan. 31st, 2023 05:24 pmFeral Humans
Price: free to a good home
They haven't been properly socialized, the only tricks they know are weird and slightly off-putting, and they're overdue for a trip to the groomers. But they're soft to pet, and happy to share the couch, and will bite anyone who makes you sad. Yes, sometimes, the companion animal you are looking for is none other than a feral human, and we always have more waiting to find their forever home. Whether you want to help them clean up nice and show off their hidden charms or love them in all their snarling, grungy messiness, we can help you find your new favorite human.
- Earthling Rescue Mission
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As is traditional, Lewisia will be on holiday for the month of February. Posts will resume Wednesday, March 1st, on their usual schedule.
As is also traditional, the new year of Lewisia will bring a few new surprises. I hope you look forward to them. In the meantime, practice your survival skills: conflict resolution, daydreaming, and noticing something charming and inconsequential every day.
Price: free to a good home
They haven't been properly socialized, the only tricks they know are weird and slightly off-putting, and they're overdue for a trip to the groomers. But they're soft to pet, and happy to share the couch, and will bite anyone who makes you sad. Yes, sometimes, the companion animal you are looking for is none other than a feral human, and we always have more waiting to find their forever home. Whether you want to help them clean up nice and show off their hidden charms or love them in all their snarling, grungy messiness, we can help you find your new favorite human.
- Earthling Rescue Mission
---
As is traditional, Lewisia will be on holiday for the month of February. Posts will resume Wednesday, March 1st, on their usual schedule.
As is also traditional, the new year of Lewisia will bring a few new surprises. I hope you look forward to them. In the meantime, practice your survival skills: conflict resolution, daydreaming, and noticing something charming and inconsequential every day.
