Lake Lewisia #941

While everyone enjoys the influx of songbirds this spring, the Ornithological Study and Defense Society urge vigilance when it comes to unfamiliar avians taking up residence in nearby trees and fields. In particular, no one should trust the starling-esque birds who had been clustering in chattering flocks, golden beaks moving too slowly relative to the number of sounds produced. Anyone witnessing them speaking in human languages is encouraged to seek shelter somewhere enclosed and noisy enough to drown out the chirped promises they may make.

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LL#941