Seasonal Menu: Sea Mink Pastries
Dec. 9th, 2023 05:40 pm🍞Now Baking🍰
New Bakes
Gävlebocken Loaves: fruit-studded, enriched dough shaped into the classic horned goat shape, best eaten toasted*
*By toasted, we mean the goat loaves spontaneously combust on a schedule of their own devising, which is alarming but ultimately delicious
Sandwich: Roast Beast (thin slices of juicy, slow-roasted mysterious beast found in forest side-slipped dimensions, on your choice of bread, spread with equally mysterious herb sauce, definitely not poached from the lands of vengeful nobles in another timestream)
Experimental Cookie of the Month
December Theme: Ice
Frozen Pond: mini cookie tarts filled with glossy, still-liquid icing that reveals animated underwater dioramas of rocks, fish, sunken ships, and more, along with paddling water birds and floating plants, what started as a batch of tart shells that spread unevenly when baked has become an edible meditation tool, just remember to stop watching the calming scenes before they're too stale to eat
One vote token provided with each cookie purchased. Vote for or against this variety in the boxes by the register. Winning varieties will get added to our roster for a year.
New Bakes
Gävlebocken Loaves: fruit-studded, enriched dough shaped into the classic horned goat shape, best eaten toasted*
*By toasted, we mean the goat loaves spontaneously combust on a schedule of their own devising, which is alarming but ultimately delicious
Sandwich: Roast Beast (thin slices of juicy, slow-roasted mysterious beast found in forest side-slipped dimensions, on your choice of bread, spread with equally mysterious herb sauce, definitely not poached from the lands of vengeful nobles in another timestream)
Experimental Cookie of the Month
December Theme: Ice
Frozen Pond: mini cookie tarts filled with glossy, still-liquid icing that reveals animated underwater dioramas of rocks, fish, sunken ships, and more, along with paddling water birds and floating plants, what started as a batch of tart shells that spread unevenly when baked has become an edible meditation tool, just remember to stop watching the calming scenes before they're too stale to eat
One vote token provided with each cookie purchased. Vote for or against this variety in the boxes by the register. Winning varieties will get added to our roster for a year.