Today's Keyboard Smash

[scrubjayspeaks]

You know those days where everything is going along basically fine, nothing noteworthy, and then the universe abruptly decides to dump a maximum amount of annoyance on you in, like, a thirty-minute window? Nothing bad, precisely, just the sort of petty obnoxiousness that gets right up a body's left nostril, in one concentrate blast?

Yeah, so, I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing before I blow up.