Today's Keyboard Smash

[scrubjayspeaks]

Okay. I have the attention span of a goldfish with light head trauma, but I am going to attempt to watch The Old Guard. I have read a couple of light spoilers--I didn't exactly set out to do that, but I'm not sorry either. So I am somewhat reassured that it will not give me an unacceptable sadness. (Bloodied-up Charlize Theron kicking ass should never give me any kind of a sadness, but these are strange times and nothing can be trusted.)

Please, I just want a new fandom to play in. I just want to have some fun. I am looking for something capable of forcing me to enjoy myself.