Lake Lewisia #593

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Access to the east side of Fern Bridge will be restricted for several months, while a paleontology team from the college excavates recently-unearthed fossils there. Fossils were first spotted by a group of teenagers led by Olivia Eden, while out practicing what they described to reporters as "the sickest synchronized dirt bike routine ever, bro," in the undeveloped hills there. Though scientists have refrained from making statements about the nature of these fossils, locals' speculation ranges from woolly unicorn to early examples of proto-Sasquatch, both known to have roamed the area long ago.

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