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šŸŽ³This Month on the Lanes⚔

New Year's Disco Bowl
All month, celebrate the new year with our own ball drop, using lighted and mirrored bowling balls for late-night games.

Safety shielding will be provided at no cost following the Broken Mirror Incident, but please bring your own anti-curse and bad luck wards.

Dog of the Month
Chilly Dog: ice cream hot dog in a croissant bun, topped with golden caramel "mustard" or strawberry "ketchup" and relish sprinkles

[Several handwritten additions appear on the physical menu, recreated for the online archive for journalistic accuracy]

ask for a Windy City Winter Dog to get it Chicago style, which means we cram an entire assorted fruit salad into the bun as well

That's not a hot dog anymore!

neither is a Chicago dog--fight me!

I'm your boss, remember?

i didn't accidentally order twelve cases of canned fruit, boss

I told you, that was the pin reset entities

so i'll give them some with their nightly offerings too!
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