scrubjayspeaks

☕This Month’s High Tea🐔

Underground Tea
Truffle Pâté with housemade crackers (psychoactive variety available upon request)
Queen's Tarts--assorted mutton, jam, and peppered egg tarts
Caterpillar Cake--a slender, blueberry-infused roll cake that emits a subtle cloud of scented smoke

Tea of the Month
Stone Camellia--made with tea leaves grown in the Buried Gardens, the flavor is sharp, almost flinty, with a bold, subterranean darkness that pairs well with our assorted rock candy stir sticks

Birthdays and More
Reminder to returning visitors that we offer celebration teas and discounts. On your special day, choose one of our deluxe desserts and a top-shelf tea to add to your meal. You will also receive a free cup of treats for the tea house, should you wish to spend some time petting it.

Note that you do not have to provide us with your real birthday. We accept made-up substitute birthdays for privacy, as well as anniversaries, sobriety dates, death days, and any other significant occasion you would like to choose.