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For those concerned that they will not be able to stick to their New Year’s resolutions, local magic users are offering an extreme service: the placing of a suitable geas. Yes, this may mean you will die if you do not keep up with your language lessons or maintain that new budget plan, but succeeding may bring additional blessings along with improved quality of life and bragging rights. Note that this service is not being offered by the Women in Black Hats, who think this is going to go very poorly and have already begun preparing curse-breaking and resurrection supplies to cope with the fallout.

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