type "the end" and pull the last page from the typewriter

[scrubjayspeaks]

IT'S A NOVEL, YO

61K IN SIX WEEKS

*TRIUMPHANT SHRIEKING*
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FUCK I HAVE TWO AND A HALF WEEKS TO REVISE IT

DEADLINES

FUCK

WHATEVER

NOVELLLLLLL

*DISTANT VELOCIRAPTOR NOISES*