Jul. 12th, 2019

scrubjayspeaks: Town sign for (fictional) Lake Lewisia, showing icons of mountains and a lake with the letter L (Lake Lewisia)
The war against irritating summer insects drove some to increasingly desperate measures as they sought relief from the buzzing and the biting. From swatters and glue traps to electric zappers and banishing spells, nothing brought out human ingenuity like a persistent annoyance upon heat-shortened tempers. Some contracted wee fae assassins to do battle, fly by fly, in exchange for favors and firstborns: an overpriced solution, albeit one with distinct entertainment value.

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LL#409
scrubjayspeaks: fountain pen and spilled glass bottle of blue ink (spilled ink)
IT'S A NOVEL, YO

61K IN SIX WEEKS

*TRIUMPHANT SHRIEKING*
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FUCK I HAVE TWO AND A HALF WEEKS TO REVISE IT

DEADLINES

FUCK

WHATEVER

NOVELLLLLLL

*DISTANT VELOCIRAPTOR NOISES*

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