Today's Keyboard Smash

The full story is too elaborate to recap here, but I had such a good end of my day at work. I got to be gloriously right about why a machine was malfunctioning. It took an hour and a half before we entirely figured it out, but I had called it from the start and figured out what would actually solve it. So now I am flush with righteous smugness. I am a master of the universe.

Also, I have my first battle wound from the new job. Yes, fine, it's just a scraped knuckle, but I'm in such a good mood, I'm even happy about that.