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from the Livestock Trading Board
Jul. 5th, 2022 03:27 pmFire-Eater Birds
$20/hr, $360/day
Available for rent by the hour or the day. Are you sick of certain noisy summer celebrations? Are your pets disturbed by the violent explosions? Are your neighbors determined to blow a hand off with Roman candles and are taking your patience out at the same time? Fire-Eater Birds will patrol the skies above your neighborhood, watching for signs of impending firework ignition. As soon as the incendiary device becomes airborne, a Fire-Eater will swoop in and make a meal of it, effectively muffling the sound of any explosion. This provides safe and enjoyable food and enrichment for the birds, who are all varieties of phoenix, apart from Larry, who is just a very strange crow with an unusually strong stomach. And it provides a good night's sleep and peace of mind to you.
- Rent-a-Monster
$20/hr, $360/day
Available for rent by the hour or the day. Are you sick of certain noisy summer celebrations? Are your pets disturbed by the violent explosions? Are your neighbors determined to blow a hand off with Roman candles and are taking your patience out at the same time? Fire-Eater Birds will patrol the skies above your neighborhood, watching for signs of impending firework ignition. As soon as the incendiary device becomes airborne, a Fire-Eater will swoop in and make a meal of it, effectively muffling the sound of any explosion. This provides safe and enjoyable food and enrichment for the birds, who are all varieties of phoenix, apart from Larry, who is just a very strange crow with an unusually strong stomach. And it provides a good night's sleep and peace of mind to you.
- Rent-a-Monster
