Lake Lewisia #1139

It is possible, despite warnings and precautions, that you have planted too much zucchini once again this year and once again must tame an uncontrollable squash-based monstrosity. For those aiming for containment, we recommend T-posts, razor wire, and cinder block fortifications. For those with more aggressive crops or more athletic inclinations, squash-fighting weaponry from broadswords to mid-grade explosives can be purchased from your local armory or any well-stocked garden center.

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