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If you're left with a pile of goopy pumpkin guts after hollowing out your jack-o-lantern-to-be, consider cleaning and drying the seeds to plant next year or baking them up into a tasty alternative to sunflower seeds. If your pumpkin proved to be full of something more unusual, such as small toys, slips of paper bearing cryptic fortunes, or the shed carapaces of large insects, those things can probably be planted as well, though the resulting crops will mostly yield something other than pumpkins. If, on the other hand, your pumpkin contained a small human or human-like creature, we can only offer congratulations on your new child and suggest you keep them well-watered until their vestigial stem begins to dry and wither on its own.

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Date: 2020-10-27 05:42 am (UTC)
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I've taken to reading these to my sister! We're loving the seasonal shift :)
also, my friend in austria tells us a lot about how they use pumpkin seed oil. apparently it's green! perfect for the seasonal aesthetic too lol

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