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Following a mix-up involving this week's produce order, a faulty message portal, and a sleep-deprived delivery truck driver, Aster's Green Grocery is offering deep discounts on unusual fruits and vegetables. Consider the convenience for smoothie making of a fruit that rapidly oscillates between existence as a strawberry and a banana as it passes through this reality, or the benefits in a green juice drink of Schrodinger's Spinach (simultaneously delicious and healthy, so long as you don't look inside the blender cup). Or if you're just feeling adventurous and have moderate or better toxin resistance, grab a few of the unidentified combos, like whatever this purple, spiky thing is that keeps wobbling down the aisles.

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