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Have you created new life and discovered the responsibility of looking after your creation is more than you can handle? Don't despair, and definitely don't leave it to roam the countryside alone and confused by its own humanity--let Waldman's support and educational resources help. We offer child care (with no extra fees for the child's size, strength, or number of contributing organisms like some other companies), live-in assistance, and parenting classes to help you cope with what you have brought into the world through biology, arcane arts, and/or unnatural experimentation. (Today's post brought to you by Waldman's Day Care and Parent Education: mad science can turn a corpse into a child, but we can turn you into a parent.)

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Applause! Applause!

Date: 2021-10-26 12:22 am (UTC)
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<< …mad science can turn a corpse into a child, but we can turn you into a parent. >>

What a great tag line - and just in time for Halloween. =]

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