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"Statistically speaking, the werewolf-themed clothing line is the least profitable, so I would recommend either switching to a cheaper set of fabrics--who needs clothing that durable anyway?--or cutting it entirely." The analyst blinked and looked up after a moment of eerie silence from his audience of owner-designer-seamstresses, and for the first time properly noticed the unusual quantity of thick body hair and prominent canine teeth they all shared, in addition to the wardrobe of hard-wearing items and the identical looks of belligerence. "...on the other hand, perhaps streamlining your shipping practices and reducing warehousing costs would be a better way to improve your lovely company's financial profile."

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