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Door Mice

Price: two months fairyland companionship (one month if conducted during an off-peak season)

Various coat colors available; inquire early for rare colors and patterns. Do you forget your keys at home or lock them in your car? Are you forever having to ask neighbors or coworkers to buzz you into the building because you've lost your key card again? No longer, thanks to your new Door Mouse. These iron-toothed companions can chew a door into almost any surface, including brick and steel in addition to the more traditional wood and drywall. And because of their faint portal magics, these doors will be both temporary and only accessible to you, their favorite disorganized human. Best of all, these mice are extremely affectionate, even clingy, and won't allow themselves to be left behind even if you try. Note; some mouse-chewed surfaces will not close up on their own--these are not portals, they're just holes. Door Mice are still rodents, after all.

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