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SPF Vampire

Price: $15

Guaranteed to keep you pale as moonlight and ageless as grave dirt. Our patented sun-deflecting formula has been tested on vampires, mole people, and sad goth teenagers, and even the summer sun couldn't put color in their cheeks. For when you're obligated to go about in daylight, despite your nature and better judgment.

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