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📽Stories in the Dark🍿

Popcorn Topping of the Month
Cranberry Crunchies: testing out our new Exploded Fruit technology, we've used a combination of freeze drying, air popping, and hyperlocalized wormholes to the vacuum of space to create the puffiest, crunchiest cranberries to create an explosion of flavor

New Slushy Flavor
Warming Spice*: we know it's getting cold out there, but now you can enjoy a refreshing frozen drink without getting a chill, thanks to cinnamon, ginger, and finely ground salamander scales that will warm you from the inside (not recommended for those wishing to also consume chocolate or ice cream over the next three hours)

*Don't call it pumpkin spice, we don't want to get drawn into this battle, please, we have families to think about

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To celebrate A Haunt for the Holidays, the new light romantic drama from the director of Séance and Sensibility, bring your ticket stub to the Ghost Adoption Bureau for half-off adoption fees on all spirits looking for their forever haunted home

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