Lake Lewisia #1043

[scrubjayspeaks]

We always appreciate the ingenuity of Lewisians, and it is very much part of the town’s founding spirit to blend disparate and even contradictory cultural observations together. However, attempting to create a culinary offering to suit both Thanksgiving and Wolfenoot, which fall on the same day this year, is perhaps best left to bakers and chefs, rather than mad scientists and deranged ranchers. The new hybrid turkey-deer might have been intended for a mixed game roast loaf, but they are now a somewhat unwelcome town mascot of astonishing grace and even more astonishing stupidity, at least until the escaped herd-flock dies out due to misadventure.

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LL#1043