š³This Month on the Lanesā”
New Year's Disco Bowl
All month, celebrate the new year with our own ball drop, using lighted and mirrored bowling balls for late-night games.
Safety shielding will be provided at no cost following the Broken Mirror Incident, but please bring your own anti-curse and bad luck wards.
Dog of the Month
Chilly Dog: ice cream hot dog in a croissant bun, topped with golden caramel "mustard" or strawberry "ketchup" and relish sprinkles
[Several handwritten additions appear on the physical menu, recreated for the online archive for journalistic accuracy]
ask for a Windy City Winter Dog to get it Chicago style, which means we cram an entire assorted fruit salad into the bun as well
That's not a hot dog anymore!
neither is a Chicago dog--fight me!
I'm your boss, remember?
i didn't accidentally order twelve cases of canned fruit, boss
I told you, that was the pin reset entities
so i'll give them some with their nightly offerings too!
New Year's Disco Bowl
All month, celebrate the new year with our own ball drop, using lighted and mirrored bowling balls for late-night games.
Safety shielding will be provided at no cost following the Broken Mirror Incident, but please bring your own anti-curse and bad luck wards.
Dog of the Month
Chilly Dog: ice cream hot dog in a croissant bun, topped with golden caramel "mustard" or strawberry "ketchup" and relish sprinkles
[Several handwritten additions appear on the physical menu, recreated for the online archive for journalistic accuracy]
ask for a Windy City Winter Dog to get it Chicago style, which means we cram an entire assorted fruit salad into the bun as well
That's not a hot dog anymore!
neither is a Chicago dog--fight me!
I'm your boss, remember?
i didn't accidentally order twelve cases of canned fruit, boss
I told you, that was the pin reset entities
so i'll give them some with their nightly offerings too!